IKEA Bite

Wounds attained from assembling IKEA furniture. Typically the ones that have metal rods and such that need to bend so the screws line up.
I have an IKEA bite on my hand from a particularly nasty Lillåsen that I assembled while moving into a college apartment.
by Shepherd Guy August 22, 2022
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Bite her out

When you latch onto the vag like a pitbull to get your way
She wouldn't blow me so I had no choice other than to bite her out
by scruwu June 14, 2018
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Butterfly Bites

A term for numerous, very small cuts you get all over your hands from flipping a balisong knife. Similar to paper-cuts, The term refers to the type of knife (butterfly) and the bladed side of the knife (the "bite" edge).
*reaches for a drink*
Person 1: "Ow! frick!"
Person 2: "What? you okay?!"
Person 1: "Yeah, just butterfly bites."
Person 2: "Hahah. I told you to use the unsharpened one."
by Excalibur25 April 10, 2010
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Kyke Bite

When she accidentally or willingly bites your foreskin off.

This is also considered to be another type of Circumcision surgical procedure according to the World Health Organization
"Fuckin' Sharon turned me into a Jew with The Kyke Bite!"

"Oi Brandon would you want me to give you a good Kyke Bite to spice things up?"
by K-LA-K-Godrich August 8, 2020
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Bite O' Pulled Pork

Another name for Texan congressman Beto O'Rourke. Particularly useful when used in the context of politically charged outdoor barbecues.
Alternatives also include: "Beta O'Dork" (the guy seriously looks like a string bean) and "Beano O'Rourko" (when the congressmen addresses his only probable constituents).
Me: Wow Tammy, can you believe that Mr. Sanders brought nothing to the cookout -- and demanded we redistribute all spuds and chops?!
Tammy: I'm honestly shocked and surprised. That's why I will be voting for Bite O' Pulled Pork this year!
by ComradeStarvingMan September 16, 2019
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bite

A bite is when you share some of your food or beverage to the person asking.
by Spfucking January 25, 2017
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Side-bite

The friendly game of declaring "side bite" while your friends have a subway sandwich for lunch and as a result getting to take a bite out of their sandwich which generally is such a large bite that it cross-sections the sandwich and splits it into two distinct pieces.
"Ayy yo let me get that 'side-bite'. Fuck Jerry... I thought we stopped that shit. No no no my man pass it up you know how we do...."
by Aquan9 May 22, 2022
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