by averesca May 9, 2011

by BFAB432 October 16, 2008

When you shove a peeled banana inside of a girls vagina and proceed to fuck her with the banana inside, then eat her out.
You can tell Jaques had a Alabama Banana Shake with his girl last night 'cause of all the bananas in his room
by 5dorra October 14, 2016

to masturbate.
by Intrixey May 21, 2018

Pushing or flaunting that which is likely to result in you inevitable obscurity. A reference to the disappearance of the music career of Terrence Trent D'Arby, it began shortly after the release of his 1995 "Vibrator" album. Orginally coined as "Get your D'Arby," the term then progressed to "Get your D'Arb-On." Ricky Martin's success with his 1999 number one single "Shake your Bon-Bon" gave rise to the popular singing of "Shake your Darbon" which is now the most popular usage of this term. Common examples of Shaking Your Darbon include; Janet Jackson's 'costume malfunction', Vanilla Ice's heavy metal direction and Axel Rose's corn rows.
by Pooleyomalley October 18, 2009

by Bobbette1 February 6, 2014

A concoction most commonly created by crushing Cheetos into a fine powder and proceeding to mix with Mountain Dew until evenly blended.
"Jim Bob said he always drinks a redneck protein shake before sex because it gives him the stamina he needs to fuck both his sister AND his cousin in the same day"
"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."
"I like to drink a redneck protein shake while NASCAR is on. It gives me the energy I need to beat my wife when Clint Bowyer loses."
by XxICEBULL3TxX November 5, 2019
