texas penitentiary

Two Texans sneak into a jail and have butt naked sex in the prison yard; but don’t get caught

The just did the Texas penitentiary but they got caught and sent to jail

by SlimySmoothandSloppy March 28, 2019

The Texas rattler

When one takes anal beads to the next level by putting Texas Pete hot sauce on the beads instead of lube

Come over here boy.. pass me that Texas Pete’s and gimme the Texas rattler

by Texasrattler April 3, 2019

texas cannon

When a guy sticks his own testicle up his anus and farts it out like a pop gun.

Russell got drunk at the party and fired his Texas cannon into a crowd.

by Milkman bandit April 8, 2019

Texas Shoelace

Flossing your ass with a shoelace in order to clean it.

“Every night John gives himself a Texas shoelace.”

by TexasJohn May 2, 2019

Texas Tickle

When two dudes are sucking each other off whilst tickling each other’s nipples.

“My nipples are sore from all the Texas Tickles I got last night!”

by Khemikil June 12, 2019

Texas Taco

Using BBQ Sauce as Lubricant for vaginal sex.

Duuude, I gave her that Texas taco last night, her cooch tasted like ribs.

by KinkyCarl August 27, 2019

The Texas Carl

Texas Carl
The act of wiping A1 sauce on someones chest while they are sleeping and then wrapping them in bacon and putting them out in the sun to bake. And the end product being a delicious savory Oder on their chest.

HEY MAN, let’s give Chuck The Texas Carl... nah, let’s just go to Whataburger instead.

by Chokal October 11, 2019