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Talking Trees

A peice of foliage such as a massive tree or even a small leaf that can talk to you mostly when your high or just plain insane.
Man 1Man me and Frank the talking tree were having a long conversation and he convinced me that im just that plain stupid to think that trees can talk.

Man 2Dont listen to frank man that tree is the bigest pot smoker i have ever seen and yes there are such things as Talking Trees
by The tree talking bandit June 24, 2009
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Talk-Walker

Anyone who does things s/he doesn't like in order to fit a certain image.
1) If you weren't a talk-walker, you wouldn't be eating vanilla yogurt.

2) Wait, so you suddenly "like" camping because it fits the college student image? Talk-walker.

3) Merry Christmas, Bryan!
by Example 2 Owed Example 1 Ten $ October 29, 2008
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dirty talk

1.the act of cursing and or being vulgur while a sexual act is taking place.
2. The act of using vulgur language to arouse someone.
While she jacked me off she was dirty talking and saying "Baby, i wanna be your fucking slut"
by Oren June 3, 2003
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fart talk

talking random jibberish to get rid of an awkward silence of a conversation that just dies before it even gets started
Scene: a dinner party and two women bring their hugely boring friend out for dinner to cheer her up but the partys over before it starts so someone has to fart talk to revive it

so how are you?
Fine...
Any news?
No....(awkward silence)
So, have you heard recently that after a chicken loose his head that he can live for forty days? did you know my neighbour has 5 rabbits???
....silence....
by ttlovecc July 24, 2011
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Question talk

When someone says the end of words as if finishing saying a question by making it higher pitched.
Question talker: Yeah, i like went to the cinema (said cinema more high pitched) then i got some chocolate (same on chocolate) etc

Person talking to: Dude stop with the damn question talk!
by Willthemop June 26, 2007
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Shit Talk

When two individuals conversate during the act of "taking a shit" in a public restroom.
Guy 1: Sorry dude I really have to take a crap.

Guy 2: Alright go for it.

(45 minutes later)

Guy 2: Hey man, what took you so long?

Guy 1: Oh sorry I was just having a really interesting Shit Talk with this guy in the bathroom about why glue doesn't stick to the inside of the bottle.
by Heugh G. Reckshun December 29, 2009
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pillow talk

The amusing/somewhat awkward chit chat after a satisfying round of bumpin uglies.
Pillow Talk consists of...
Women: discussing their issues...
Men: sleep.
by Minnestoa Eh? February 19, 2004
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