Pick'em Up Truck

The way a country person refers to a city person's truck. Short for pick them up truck, as in pick up the kids from school. refers to a truck that has never been off-road, never towed a trailer and the heaviest thing in it's bed is ego and a weeks worth of groceries. Always a crew cab, because it is actually used as a minivan.

He went from his office job to the school in his shiny new pick'em up truck to get the kids.

by ConradPuck August 18, 2017

truck head

when one runs into a truck full speed head first

joe t ran into the truck so he a truck head

by zad July 24, 2008

pee pee truck

A phrase that fucking idiots in Yahoo! chat, more specifically the chatroom Providence:1 use. Not everyone in this room are idiots, it's mainly just the people who came from The Bored Room and Whatever, also some of the idiots may have came from the Down South and Teen Talk:1 or Teen Talk:5.

"PEE PEE TRUCK :))" < Idiot.

by Yahooer August 22, 2006

doughnut truck rollover

When you are driving along the highway and there are police everywhere.

Hey man be careful driving down the 101, I heard there was a doughnut truck rollover.

Oh yeah, I just saw 7 cops in 3 miles

by ClownShoes123 July 11, 2010

box truck logic

Moving ahead with an asinine plan even though most normal people wouldn't even consider it.

Andrew is going to have his business buy a box truck that he plans to daily drive. That's some serious box truck logic

by robertxyyz123 July 2, 2015

Fuck a duck on a truck

Southern slang used for when something doesn't go your way

Student: Fuck a duck on a truck! Ms. Levinson gave me a C on my project

by bluewaverly May 28, 2018

Norwegian Dump Truck

A sex position involving three partners (male, male, female,) in which the male partners take turns defecating on the woman's chest.

Not to be confused with the German Forklift.

"How was your weekend?"
"It was alright, had to clean my bathroom after I gave the wife the ole Norwegian Dump Truck"

by benisaurus_rex November 22, 2020