closeted shirt

Someone who is a definitely hiding their "interests" but they kinda belong there.

"Dude that man right there is so closeted" "but he's like kinda supposed to be, like a closeted shirt?"

by Flu flu without a clu clue October 31, 2023

Trash shirt

Basically any shirt a man owns that he wouldn't go on a date in. A t-shirt used for sleeping, going to the liquor store, or hanging around the house in.

"Hey that Laker game is on right now, wanna head to the pub"?

"Nah, my lady has me doing house chores, and I'm still in my trash shirt form yesterday".

And/or

"the doorbell. Hand me that trash shirt.

by [e-mail] January 23, 2010

Chiefin Shirt Meaning

To take charge; Shot-Caller; Pimp; Being a boss

Chris Brown chiefed on Rihana.
Obama is the chief of the government
Bill Gates is the chief of Microsoft.
Bee-otches like it when guys chief on them.
The Chiefin Shirt Meaning gets bitches.

by LivinIlluminatiLife February 4, 2013

T Shirt Tuck

When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.

Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.

by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019

chambray shirt

A button up denim shirt that is quintessential in any basic bitch's wardrobe

That chambray shirt looks great w your MK bag

by Baz June 12, 2016

Sideways Shirt

A sideways shirt is something you do to go against the norm. It is something that is abnormal but you do it just to say, "Fuck the system".

"I don't like sugar in my coffee."
"Why?"
"I don't know, it's my sideways shirt"

by jadedkitty July 19, 2016

six dollar shirt

The kind of shirts you only wear at home and would never let your peers see you in.

Sally: OMG I saw Jessica in a six dollar shirt at the store today.

Denise: wow who would be seen in public like that ?

by jman13 June 17, 2014