Prescription Pimp

A doctor or a psychiatrist, but one who over prescribes medications and doesn't know their DSM. Usually sought out by pill junkies or parents who don't understand caffeine and children don't mix.

Kid is running around the house at twelve am tweaking on caffeinated soda.

Mom: wakes up "damnit, johnny's up again running around?!?!"

Dad: rolls over tired "Can't you just take him to the prescription pimp tomorrow and have this fixed? I mean were awesome parents and have done everything"

meanwhile, on the nightstand, a baggie of weed sits.

by NardTard August 5, 2012

Nibble Pimp

A Father figure - usually old before his time, but experiencing a recent renaissance due to increased sexual activity - who, in an attempt to woo your girlfriend, pimps around an array of confectionery (nibbles).

'No way lad, your Dad is sound and all, but he was definitely trying to get in me drawers there, offering around his special box of sweets. I'd definitely say he was a nibble pimp if I didn't know better. Gash lad.'

by Seven Streets October 23, 2009

pimp [noun]

Colloquially, a socially successful, well-esteemed male who garners female attraction and is generally respected/envied by other males.

"Did you see him walk up to those chicks flauting his fly gear and get all their phone numbers? What a pimp!"

by Credible MBA March 25, 2004

Lover pimp

A pimp who’s a lover

Jane was a lover pimp

by Br8yyyyy September 6, 2022

pimp simp

when you have a pimp mind set but throw your simpin in for someone

damn he’s a pimp simp

by big dick daddy 03 December 5, 2020

pimp fist

It's exactly what you would imagine, it is the act if being fisted by a pimp.

Hey drate, look at that hooker getting pimp fisted.

by I hang niglets for fun September 8, 2020

Pimp van

A van used to take family trips. Referred to “pimp van” by the father of the family

What vehicle are we taking dad?
The pimp van!

by QuickFactz October 17, 2020