Phantom Jerker

one who subconsciously while sleeping jerks off their partner who is also sleeping.

KG (the Phantom Jerker) Phantom Jerked JP

by muskadusa December 23, 2009

Phantom finger

When In a pitch black room with a woman, you proceed secretly shove a finger in the woman’s vagina and in a low ouch voice say “phantom finger”

I gave this girl the phantom finger last night.

by B3rry McC0ckiner April 18, 2022

Phantom tax

When a person is judged or "taxed" for not being something or "being phantom".

Person 1: "Skibidi"
Person 2: "What?"
Person 1: Phantom tax!"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: "Gyat!"

in this example, person 1 has rizz and person 2 has phantom tax

by slzrppp May 8, 2024

The Phantom Zone

When you can see SOME Facebook posts of someone you know and they can see some of yours, due to mutual friends, but neither of you is willing to friend the other, you are in the Phantom Zone.

Yeah, I saw Bozo's post about Betty Boop but I don't see much of his stuff. We're in the Phantom Zone.

by Upton O'Goode 51 July 18, 2013

Phantom Ripped Jeans Syndrome

The feeling of getting your knees caught in ripped jeans while not wearing ripped jeans. Usually occurs after wearing ripped jeans for a prolonged period of time.

man i hate phantom ripped jeans syndrome

by tacklezzz April 19, 2024

Phantom

One who opens a website, then decides to close it. But then change their mind and re-open it a year later.

Also one who enjoys partying with fat black chicks.

"Yo man, what happened to the site?" - "Guess he pulled another Phantom."

by Budah09 June 5, 2009

Phantom Shit

When you push out a log into the toilet, but when you wipe the paper is completely clean. Hence the phantom

"Wow, that was the cleanest asshole Ive ever had!, it was like it was never there, almost ais was a phantom shit"

by ShakenMcCola October 1, 2017