farm gromet

A father who will live longer than a cockroach and does not bathe in which a dead person smells better

Yo Greg your dad is such a fucking farm gromet

by Bigwhitedong March 01, 2016

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sold the farm

To kill or erase existence of a person. Related to the phrase “bought the farm”.

i just sold the farm to jerry, i’m not going to his funeral.

by thecrazyurbandictionary May 30, 2021

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Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm

That Russian egg video made by Miroshka TV that has nearly 5 BILLION views.

“So, what do you wanna watch on YouTube today?”

“Learning Colors — Colorful Eggs on a Farm.”

“AW HELL NAW”

“What’s wrong with that?”

“Who are you and what planet are you from”

by PBJelly6 October 24, 2023

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Farm Hand Job

The act of using a woman or man's hands covered in manure while stroking a man's penis.

Lucifer gives the best farm hand jobs!

by MoneyMakinMitch December 12, 2018

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Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

Cuz I wanna get some photos of said lovely furry critters!

Knock, knock...
Who's there?
Alpaca!
Alpaca, who?
Alpaca camera to the llama farm!

by QuacksO August 12, 2024

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big daddy moes farm shed special

Taking your girl or guy or farm animal to a Home Town Buffet and having intercourse while either party is bent over the salad bar.

Hey Farmer John, I saw Susie yesterday and gave her the good old big daddy moes farm shed special

by Puto Suave February 01, 2024

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farm handed

To shit in your hand and hit someone with it in the face

Poop dick on farm handed

by fhejgjd February 09, 2015

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