Clam Jam

A song sung by a female rock group pertaining to the subjects of heart break, hating men, or expressing ones self in a feminine way.

Man Taylor Swift's song, "Love Story" is one hell of a Clam Jam.

by Lucky16 January 13, 2011

Drooling Clam

The look of the pants of a female who has overly vaginally secreted her pants.

Allie: "Dang, that guy is so fine!"
Erin: "Allie, you need to calm down! Your got a Drooling Clam down there!"

by The Panda Pimp with Big Guns November 19, 2009

prairie clams

Unlike prairie oysters, which are bull nuts, prairie clams are the testes of smaller species like gophers.

A delicious snack.

Garry Gopher noticed that Gordie Gopher was squeaking in a very high voice and limping.

"Whazzup?" he asked.

"Prairie clams," squeaked Gordie, waving his empty nut sack.

by scodder May 19, 2010

Clam Up

When a girl who seems interested suddenly decides that she will not have sex.

"Hey girl, I thought we were going to get down. Why you gotta clam up on me?!"

Dude, this chick was all over me and then she totally clammed up!

by gravytrain21 July 21, 2014

clam clap

lezobo's do it....when two vajinas (preferably shaved) slap against one another making a clapping sound....clam clap.

yo those lezbo bitches were clam clappin in the back room i could hear the smackin!!!!

by HANK703 August 02, 2006

clam jam

The female version of a cockblock; When a female blocks another female friend from scoring a cute boy, due to jealousy or anger.

(Jane was talking to a cute boy at a party when her friend Karen walks up)
Karen: "Okay Jane it's time to go, I have to go home and feed my cat."
Jane: "Aww Karen quit being such a clam jam!"

by FckAllYall October 16, 2010

clam slam

A sexual act lesbians perform when they open their legs and bump their vaginas into one another.

There's nothing a dyke likes better than a good old fashioned clam slam.

by rcr October 13, 2003