Butter the Muffin

When you reach the end of your coupling and are approaching your vinegars you pull out and decorate her tree with heathy spurts of bloke gravy.

Spot the dog growled as Jack buttered Jane's muffin. Butter the Muffin.

by MurderousYoric April 30, 2009

Butter Face

A Butter Face would be a girl/guy who has a body that makes your jaw drop BUT HER FACE isnt really all that great so she/he is considered a "Butter Face" and i know all of you know what kind of people im talking about

me-"Damn Girl!!"
*girl turns around*
me-"Ehh yous a "Butter Face" turn back around.."

by Natazzle Dazzle September 23, 2005

muffin butter

jis, sperm, cum, skeet, & other substances that, when inserted into the female sexual organs, produce a whining brat.

"I've got your muffin butter in my belly button"
"AWW SKEET SKEET SKEET!"

by B. Z. September 11, 2005

nutt butter

The shit that accumulates between a males scrotum and inner leg after a long day or a good workout.

Whoever falls asleep first gets nutt buttered!!

by missourimaniac February 14, 2005

ball butter

The cheese that develops on the tea bags on a hot day, while playing sports, or while having sexual intercourse.

I tea-bagged timmy the other day while he was passed out drunk & left a moist sheet of ball butter on his forehead.

by SUX2BU October 16, 2003

dodo butter

Ficial matter in a liquid state. usually poured on young woman by R.Kelly.

R.Kelly poured dodo butter all over that little girl.

by Society of American Definitions July 12, 2003

hump butter

cum, nut... etc usually used sarcastically between recently pubescent teens or really drunk adults

i spread my hump butter on her muffin

by nate March 28, 2005