Tech girl

Tables that disguise themselves with makeup and jewelry just to ignore the fact that they’re truthfully guys in disguise

That tech girl has a bigger cock than me

by Smelly stinker hater May 31, 2018

linn tech

A technical college full of nothing but beer drinking rednecks that party all night every night and fight over pussy because there’s not much to get around there

Person one “Hey let’s go to linn tech”
Person two “sure I could use a good blackout drunk”

by Yourmomssidehoe June 10, 2019

Tech Tuesday

the last Tuesday of every month where you wear a Nike tech all day

wow the boys in the red and blue Nike techs look so good this tech Tuesday

by kha billzz January 25, 2022

tech collar

Sophisticated crime done by the technologically advanced cyber Hacker.

They've broken through the firewalls, our counter attacks have been corrupt. The tech collar criminals have complete control of the network and all systems we’re locked out.

by Nico Suavacito May 19, 2021

tech spiral

When a high-level technical discussion is derailed by a pernickety exploration of implementation details. Often exacerbated by a heady brew of opinion and speculation.

We were ploughing through our daily stand-up the other day until that bogan plunged us into a tech spiral, costing us 25 minutes with a discussion on the correct means of parsing hashes.

by greatdeep January 30, 2024

Rolodex Tech

A maintenance technician unwilling to perform repairs but willing to call a vendor to have them do the work instead.

Chad was a total rolodex tech, never fixed a thing in his life but always able to call out a vendor to do the job he was getting paid to do. What a total Chad!

by Steve Notkaren June 10, 2021

Tech chic

The fashion you see at tech companies. It's not business casual, it's not tech casual, it's tech chic. To be fashionably casual. Look like you're not trying too hard, but you probably did try pretty hard.

Brad's new sales vest was so tech chic.

by Team J and J January 26, 2018