When a member of an emergency service (Fire, Police, EMS) gets a photo or quote on TV or in a newspaper, they pay the "hero tax" to their coworkers. generally coffee/donuts brought to the station.
Hey Harley, this you in the paper? looks like you, Mr hero over here, did you really have to flex for the camera? Looks like someone owes a hero tax!
by Adaephon Delat August 22, 2017
Get the Hero Tax mug.Used to describe how large one person can actually be. Usually said about a person who has an eating rotation.
by lit.shitty March 16, 2019
Get the Mansion Tax mug.My manager just imposed a strict wet tax on the entire company. I guess i'll be staying after hours :(
by ImTheTaxMan January 11, 2019
Get the wet tax mug.I can at least partially understand levying an abuse tax on truly "optional" abuse-items like tobacco or alcohol, but why charge it on gasoline? That's a necessary commodity to merely get around, and besides, it's not as if we aren't TRYING to use other fuels and/or forms of motive-power --- many people are trying to promote "green" forms of transportation like bicycles, electric vehicles, ethanol, etc., but the powers-that-be are actively squelching the development of such technology. Why, even GM itself crushed its own EV1 electric cars that people ALREADY WERE USING AND LOVED... what kinda convoluted nonsense does THAT make??!?!
by QuacksO July 24, 2018
Get the abuse tax mug.Bill Gate's kid will have to pay a Brat Tax on any money they make over the first 3.5 million, oooh, poor baby.
by reagansmarley January 25, 2019
Get the brat tax mug.Taxes are another word for the weed
by Loca.girl.in.here September 25, 2018
Get the Taxes mug.The one thing people hate to pay because they think that taxation is theft, but then use a shitload of services provided by those taxes they paid, such as roads, public school and libraries (And in the case of most non-US developped countries, public hospitals too).
The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
The problem with tax is not the fact that government takes money from it's people, it's how that money is often mismanaged.
Person 1: I refuse to pay taxes!
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
Person 2: Then please stop walking and driving on roads, stop going to the library and remove your kids from the public school and send them to a private school instead.
Person 1: Why dumbass?
Person 2: Because you're using services that are mostly paid by the taxes you refuse to pay. If you don't want to pay, then you don't haeve the right to use these services.
by Sabin Figaro April 30, 2018
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