When someone is trying to get punched by a person because they get an erection and bust a nut whenever they get punched
Fuck bro I made it work and I let off a system pop because someone asked me to shut the fuck up and just make money or have sex instead of talking about making money and having sex , and boom it happened I got hit then farted and shitted and got a instant stiffy and busted a nut all at the same time bro anything else I do is a bonus now your lucky to know me I’m a super hero
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the System popmug. It is a one stop shop to fulfill your all electronic security related needs like cctv camera, access control systems, fire alarm systems, burglar alarm systems, boom barriers, dfmd, hhmd n lots of others
by anonymous November 27, 2021
Get the alert security systemsmug. by 03430AmazinguComplete7976 May 4, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Video Home Systems Protects Abrasions<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When a decent game system is thrown away, because it is useless. Usually occurs from the realease of a new system.
by Sean May 13, 2005
Get the system chunkmug. CDS A discrete and mysterious framework of assigning and delivering cats to unsuspecting persons. Functions on unknown parameters; furthers unknown wills. It's workings are usually perceived as random or lucky events.
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
there is reason to suspect that this is in fact a deliberate scheme devised by a global network of feline intelligentsia as a means to facilitate the gradual subversion of the human race
Guy: my buddy and his wife has a cat now, he says it came to them randomly as they were saying their vows at their wedding. He has only God to thank for that one!
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
Guy2: Heck, that's awesome. But it wasn't God. It was the Cat Distribution System.
by gnosticgnome March 16, 2024
Get the Cat Distribution Systemmug. In COD Mobile,equipment which automatically destroys incoming explosives thus preventing harm.
In real life,protection from dangers.
In real life,protection from dangers.
by Virupaksh May 18, 2022
Get the Trophy Systemmug. by Made by a moron April 19, 2021
Get the Masturbatory Systemmug.