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Rip and Stitch 

To engage in unlubricated anal sex aka dry crack with a male with a large engorged cock that is too big for the rose bud and the penetration results in a rip or tear in the sphincter that requires sutures from a medical professional.
Frank: Hey Carl. How was your date with Sonja? Did you get some ass?
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.

Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.

Frank: Ouch!
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one who tells or tattles and gets you in trouble
maymay snitches on terixy for having beer
snitch by done63 October 25, 2007
(aj) a simplified word which contains two words; someone who cheats on you with one of your friends.
guy 1: mikayla is such a slitch!
guy 2: i know right! fuck her and her gf, you can do much better
Slitch by PleaseBeOffended October 9, 2012

Nigga-Snitch 

That rat just nigga-snitched!
Nigga-Snitch by nbaballa April 4, 2011

Scat Swatch 

A scat swatch is a palette of colors to identify different characteristics of fecal matter.
"This scat swatch shows that I need a bit more iron in my diet," said John.
Scat Swatch by Oanu April 13, 2011
Sorority girl 1: Don't you have to go back to your house for a chapter meeting?
Sorority girl 2: No way, that place is full of sritches
sritch by cabbagepatch20 November 16, 2014

cross-stitch 

popular form of counted-thread embroidery in which X-shaped stitches in a tiled, raster-like pattern are used to form a picture; turkish women's favorite pastime
You can stitch a cross-stitch pattern on any type of fabric!
cross-stitch by yeminlisozluk April 5, 2015