facebook status whore

NOUN

One who clogs your facebook notifications with ridiculous status updates every 30 minutes.
25 notifications in a row?? Jeff is such a Facebook status whore !!
by soapy pickle November 05, 2013
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Guilt Status Update

A Facebook or other social networking status intended to get attention, where lack of action is cause for guilt. Often posted by facebook sympathy whores, and usually featuring a call to repost it.
Facebook Whore's Guilt Status Update : "Like this status if you care about me. Comment if you're a true friend. Repost if you have the guts to see who yours are."
by That One Fucking Guy March 26, 2012
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Fat Girl Status

(adj) Used to describe obsessive concerns with food. Typical actions of what a fat girl would do to obtain food.
1) Ordering a microwave to your hotel room to make popcorn after a huge meal. One would say "Dude...that was so fat girl status!"

2) Eating an entire roll of cookie dough and then going to get a fatty buritto at 1:00 in hte morning is "fat girl status"
by Jawhitt February 17, 2005
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Rainbow Status

when you have a pair of flip flops that are so old and worn that they have arch support like Rainbow brand sandals
"i love my black flip flops"

"Dude those are like Rainbow status"

"they should be, i've had them since like fourth grade"
by Princess536 July 25, 2008
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Dane Cook Status

When u tell a joke at a high caliber, it is very funny and people relate to u. This comes after the Comedian Dane Cook who tells good jokes that are true.
WOW man that was halarious you be on that Dane Cook Status. Thanks Daniel
by Christian Ramos November 13, 2007
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Idgetory Status Update

The status off being an Idget (idiot)
Dad! did you hear about the bus driver that forgot to drop off the kids?
really? idgetory status update
by theheem April 24, 2019
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Big dawg status

When a rapper especially lil baby when they rap is immaculate they earn Big dawg status
Ayy did you hear that song called wants and needs lil baby had Big dawg status on that song
by Notdonelji March 31, 2021
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