bologna night stand

When you put two pieces of bologna between the couch cushions and fuck it.

Hey bro what you end up doing last night?

Just another bologna night stand.

by anonymous August 24, 2021

Lemonade Stand

And he said to the man, running the stand. Hey! Bom Bom Bom. Got any, grapes? The man says, no this is a lemonade stand we only sell lemonade, why not try a glass? The duck said, I'll pass. Then he waddled away waddle waddle then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away waddle waddle. Til the very next day BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM

Man 1: Did the duck go to a Lemonade Stand?
Man 2: Yeah and he said to the man, running the stand. Hey! Bom Bom Bom. Got any, grapes? The man says, no this is a lemonade stand we only sell lemonade, why not try a glass? The duck said, I'll pass. Then he waddled away waddle waddle then he waddled away waddle waddle waddle. Then he waddled away waddle waddle. Til the very next day BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM BOM

by ThatOnGui April 26, 2022

Jack standing

The act of masturbating while standing up

Dude, i walked in on my roommate last night and he was in his bedroom naked & Jack Standing by his computer

by Anonymous-person February 25, 2023

t-rex stand

when you have a dildo up your asshole and not vagina. this is often used when lap dancing a older gentleman who can’t get it up again.

i have such a t-rex stand

by nicki_minaj_fan May 15, 2025

I’m standing on both ends

Something Ryan Hanna will someday get :)

I’m standing on both ends , heheheh

by weirdme2848 May 12, 2023

Standing cheese

When you can't ejacilate for an extended period of time. Your man juices curdle into standing cheese

Yo I shot a huge load of standing cheese last night, that shit stank

by Sander2727 March 8, 2018

Standing Tall

To Have an erection or boner from an attractive person or major event.

Past Tense: Stood tall

That ending on “you don’t know my name” by Alicia keys had me standing tall.

I been stood tall since that Kim K tape.

He stood tall as her hand slid up his thigh.

by Ornett June 5, 2024