jimmy two shakes

One who is subject to random characteristical changes which can be witnessed and catagorised into the basis which determine obsessive compulsive disorder OCD. The form of which is visibly evident via the expulsion of the trade mark 'two shakes' element in ones behavioural routine.

Jimmy awoke on an average summers morning and made his way to Macdonalds to purchase a regular double sausage and egg mcmuffin. Upon ordering, the employee had given Jimmy the incorrect change. To which Jimmy's initial response was simply 'two shakes' of his upper right shoulder and a brief outburst of 'you ff-ff-ff-ffuukk, eat my arse' and made his way home.
The attendent simply yelled 'jimmy two shakes'.

by Nigel Walter Elstone April 13, 2008

SnakesMania

A Youtuber

Just a person who records videos On YouTube and his Name is SnakesMania

by Snakesmania341 January 22, 2019

Willy Shakes

The name of William Shakespeare's night club in London. It was located across the street from the Globe Theatre. (Please note: the aforementioned club did NOT actually exist. It was invented by an English teacher.)

Didst thou go to Willy Shakes after thy performance in Hamlet a fortnight ago?

by WillyShakes October 28, 2009

the bowser's stanes

the dog's bollocks in Scots

That deep fried Mars Bar was the bowser's stanes

by Laura June 4, 2003

Big In The States

When something is in the process of trending so hard that it must have originated from the industries of the USA.

Guy:'What's that song'
Radio:'Black&Yellow, it's big in the states right now'

by SM130definition May 9, 2011

United States of Canada

A sad, pathetic attempt by liberals to cope with the fact that their own self righteousness doesn't actually mean that they are right. Instead of graciously admitting that they are infact a minority in America, they would rather take their toys and go home, as evidenced by the "USC", similar to the southern states succession, but without the backbone to actually do anything about it except talk.

Liberal weiner: " I'm not an American anymore, I voted for Kerry and Im a USC citizen."
Rational moderate: "Well, Kerry was a bad idea to begin with, maybe next time the Democrats will have a real contender I can vote for. Oh well, back to work."
Religious Conservative: "I'm glad this whole election is over, now we can get on to things that matter like fixing Social Security and the National Sales Tax and breaking up the pharmaceutical compny/Insurance stranglehold on medical care."

by fli gti January 26, 2005

The United States of America

U.S.A is the land blessed by God, but a nation where the peoples cursed by GOD live in.

by Ack!~~~~~~~~~~~~~ September 4, 2003