Spitting Cobra

A man, by any method, approaches orgasm, and either by his hand or someone elses, pulls the skin of his shaft down hard squeezing tightly, making his urethra point straight ahead at almost a 90 degree angle, and ejeculates, sending thick jets of Cobra venom, preferably all over the mammary glands of an attractive young woman/ women.

Person A: "...Do you want to see a Spitting Cobra?"

Person B: "Ooohhh, that sounds scary, let me see!"

The girl rammed her hand quickly down the shaft squeezing hard to give herself a dose of the deadly Spitting Cobra

by callingdom May 17, 2008

hand slutting fuck slapper

Someone that is such an annoying drunk that you force yourself to leave the room to keep from beating thier face in.

Person One: Hey dude, that guys such a hand slutting fuck slapper.
Person Two: Ya I think we should leave before we get in to trouble.

by Cameron P March 13, 2004

spitting on the chicken

Moistening the genitalia

The couple was engaged in foreplay, when one of them suggested they lubricate their genitalia by " spitting on the chicken".

by Bpsycho46 February 24, 2018

spitting nickels

Slang for five by five, or loud and clear. Mostly military use.

How do you read me?

Spitting nickels

by PhilM80 June 5, 2019

spitting rain

Farmers term - sporadic heavy yet scattered droplets of rain.

Is it raining hard?

Nah it’s just spitting rain

by k. jordan June 10, 2021

spittin' honey

Rapping or freestyling loudly, well or both.

Yo, yo playa! That bitch at the concert was spittin' honey last night!

by JDGG55 January 15, 2008

Spittin' spank

To speak in manner in which denotes untrue facts of individuals. To be jivin', talkin' trash, or cuttin' loose.

Rachel was so drunk last night she was spittin' spank hard core, we all thought she had diarrhea of the mouth.

by DaddyGpappy August 23, 2009