skateboarder

Assholes that hangs around stores dressed in clothes so shitty I think they soak it in the toilet before wearing it, and vandalise shit so that other kid, including so called wiggers (word I think to be offensive for hip-hop kids, but mainly for black people) get a fucking cold welcome in fucking stores because the assholes that got there before them tryied everything but didn't bought nothing. Just try buying a gold ring with your pants down your butt and a long t-shirt. Fucking ''funny'' how the salesperson anwser you, isn't it? Everytime I see shit like that, I think ''stupid ass cunts'' (no offense to women). And there probalby all gay (no offense to gays, just a way to describe them) and need to be ten to one to even have a small chance of scaring somebody with their 90 pounds of shit and their brown t-shirt. Of course, there are still real skateboarder, doing that sport for fun, not for fame and ''style''. And also, it's also the fault of these ''wiggers'' (the ones that run around sayin' thing like ''foe shizzle my nizzle''). I wear hip hop clothes, but I don't say the N-word (with or without black people in the room) and I understand that I'm white (something that seems hard to understand for some crazy assholes). One lat thing, it's usualy not hip-hop kids who dis skateboarder, it's normaly the other way around at the start. We just respond.

Ok, enough dissing these bitches, better go study, a thing skateboarders usualy don't do, as they all fail in school and shit.

These pink and brown wearing assholes took my money!!! Get him officers!
Hurry up, the chief will give us a bonus, he's a skateboarder!

The world like it should be.

by I hate these skateboarder motherfuckers!!! August 21, 2006

satellite

1.A breakoff from a group, either physically or socially.

2.An area chosen for this purpose.

"WTF are they doing in the satellite?"

by Flix April 9, 2006

satERday

a day of the week, it occurs previously to friday and sunday follow

guy:hey hayley what day is it?
hayley: it is satERday

by someone smarterer then you. May 21, 2011

slaten

A slutty girl.

"Hey guys, check out this group of slatens!"

by drkdrk May 16, 2010

skate board to eye guy

This term is used by the skating comunity
it is a term that is used to describe a skater who has a black eye or when the skate board comes in contact with someones eye


the term comes from the show bill nye the science guy for people or are unfamiliar with bill nye he is a scientist who had is own tv show it was verry popular in the 90s
the term is relativley close to bill nye the science guy and is often sung with the theme song

"skate board to eye guy
skate,skate,skate skate
skate board to eye guy

this term derived from influence on the southern California culture and was featured on a video called beard no beard this arose the popularity and was the start to this saying
it is no used on a common bases in Connecticut and the eastern side of the united states

yo dude i pulled a skate board to eye guy today at the park i was trying to do a kick flip and the board kicked under me and got me in the eye

by jaju baller June 26, 2008

handprint skateboards

handprint skateboards is a shit company and alex smells off wee

u ride 4 hand print...ur gay

by jake m November 29, 2004

skateboarding

for faggits who can't take the slams of a rollerblader

what does skateboarding and tampons have in common? they both have to do with pussies. go buy some skates motherfuckers

by AdamW August 20, 2006