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Simon

Simon, A really Cool dude smart funny tall and really damn cute! Blond hair blue eyes or is it green im color blind so i wouldet know He's someone you want to be around he can be the light of your day he's also over protective witch cab be really cute! He's like a bear He can be soft and cuddly and then he can be protective and Strong! Simon in general is the best
Simon.. Oh him that tall cute dude you dated him!? Foolish of you to break his heart
by Well She exists sadly April 14, 2021
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Simon seagull

A very aggressive and sexually frustrated creature, who will fly after their victims much like a seagull going for chips. He then proceeds to pin them down and violently shove his feathered penis in to their orifices and proceed to aggressively shart on anybody who tries to stop him.
Luke- “Did you hear that noise?”
Jack- “Yeah! It must have been the local Simon Seagull!”
by The master cock November 24, 2021
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simon tingey

Simon Tingey - that badass motherfucker who can take away all your strength, just using his little toe. Everyone should know a Simon Tingey. But BE WARNED - he will not hold back when it comes to criticism of your film choices or those films you have yet to see.

Side note: will never win at Superfight
Girl: hi what's your name?
Simon Tingey: Simon Tingey
Girl: cool
by Buddybeth January 17, 2017
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Simon

A gay little dude who just wants to have some fun alongside his friends. He has an extremely contagious laugh and can be very energetic, boosting the mood wherever he goes, but when the time calls for it he can also be the sweetest and most comforting person you know. His hugs and cuddles are to die for, and you'll often find yourself missing him whenever he isn't around. His presence alone is enough to make you smile, and he's always there to support you no matter the situation. Anyone who doesn't have a Simon in their lives is missing out big time, and those who do should feel lucky that they have such an amazing friend they know they can go to any time.
Simon: *Appears*
Everyone: Hi
Simon: Hello
by Dimoo February 19, 2022
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Simon

Is that simon? Yeah he's a cucklord
by simon_is_a_dick May 7, 2020
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Simone Bredariol

-Oh,you won't believe me but I've met Simone Bredariol!
-You mean God right?
by Memeboy :) November 23, 2021
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Simone

Simone has simply the most gorgeous eyes, they hold the the world inside of them. The first time I met him I thought “wow, this boy’s gonna be the dead of me”.

It was quite the opposite.

Simone is fire: he’s smart, passionate, pure ambition. He is the kind of person who’s destined to win and who’s gonna reach the top of the world with no doubt. He’s the kind of person none forgets because he is what nobody else can be.
You, S., you set my soul in fire. You made me breathe again from my apnea and you taught me how to face things when I thought the only way to survive was running from them.

So trust me if I tell you I could never be more thankful for meeting you: you’re the only piece of mind in my existence of chaos and I’d be glad to conquer the world by your side.

I’m obsessed with you S.,I think I’ll love you forever.

Yours and yours only,
M.

Simone (Italian male name)
She would’ve let the world burn if only Simone had asked her.
by caa_licanto November 22, 2021
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