sephorite

Those beautiful girls that work at Sephora. Usually awesome, funny and extraordinarily outgoing. They wear a lot of makeup due to their job but it always looks flawless.

"Have you seen that gorgeous Sephorite? She is wearing purple eyebrows! How cool is that?"

by AwfulAlyssa November 20, 2013

septisemic

Septisemic is when something is even worse than Septic. Awful, Absolutely horrible.

Friend: "Would you ride her for a free bet in PaddyPower?"
Me: "It would want to be a £50 free bet, Cause she is absolutely Septisemic!"

by Al3xTheCreator April 29, 2014

sepelate

A shitfuck who is power-hungry and thinks he can destroy V O I D and VAK. He wants to destroy S-WAVE as a starter, but is too nooby to do it. Last checked, lives in Denmark.

Oh shit, is that a Sepelate?

by Zexagonal March 11, 2015

Seprelation

When a couple are in a relationship (usually intimate) but maintain separate residences for personal reasons.

I've been with Mary Lou for years now, and I think I owe it to our Seprelation arrangement.

by Zagila June 7, 2016

seppuku over C'thulu ass

A short way of explaining a very long and complicated process that requires lots of work and energy, similar to that of a crazy occult ritual.

Literal meaning: Samurai ritual self disembowelment over the ass of C'thulu the Lord of Darkness.
seppuku Cthulu

Friend: Want to hang out later?
Me: No, my computer is broken and I have to commit seppuku over C'thulu ass to fix it.

by Paunda November 12, 2016

septiceye sam

Septiceye Sam is Jacksepticeye's little companion and friend for life.first created when jack,also known as Sean,said he wanted his own mascot/character for his youtube channel.

septiceye sam has been made an even bigger plushie.

by pugsarethebest2000 January 3, 2017

Sephroni

A word meaning:
Complete and total nerdy fool.
A disappointment.
Funny looking.

Person 1:"Them eyebrows are WACK!"
Person 2:"What a Sephroni!"
Sephroni:"Damn u rite."

by CoolestAuntie420692018Blazeit October 30, 2018