September 2

September 2 is national grab dick day you go up to your friend and grab their dick.

Girl- hey chris grabs dick
Girl-happy national grab dick day
Guy- I forgot today was September 2

by Mythical god September 1, 2021

September 9

September 9th is national Yes Day!
You have to say yes to everything your boyfriend says.

“it’s september 9th”
“so?”
“that means you have to say yes to everything i say”
“oh no”

by big johnnnyyyy September 8, 2021

September 15

National kiss your Crush day

It’s September 15 can’t wait to kiss my crush

by A friendly neighbor September 15, 2021

September 18

National Hug a girl day

Can i national hug a girl day September 18

by Sjanandwjwkdnsnqla September 17, 2021

September 18

Your CRUSH will ask you OUT day

Imma ask my crush out on September 18.

by 2va1id✅ September 18, 2021

September 19

National wife day

Grab you girl and give her all your attention kiss her let everyone know she’s yours post her “September 19” national WIFE DAY

by Kk silvers September 19, 2021

September 29

Give your girlfriend your hoodie day

“Here you go”
“What is this for?”
“It’s September 29th”
“Oh ok thank you”

by Hot non-binary kid September 28, 2021