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Secret Finger Jitsu

A karate move, involving your hands and some tape. You use the Secret Finger Jitsu when someone is trying to mug you and you grab your tape and tape his mouth shut and stick your fingers up his nose and run.
Person: ur getting mugged kid
You: *uses the secret Finger jitsu*
Person: *muffled noises*
You: *clearly running away*
by GarrettIsBadAtMakingGames October 22, 2020
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Mission Secret

This song is composed by Meepmorp Meeborp. This song is the sole reason I do concert band. It's so incredible. I play bass and storytime I got electrocuted by the bass but that's besides the point. Any goshdarn way, this song is the absolute finest. And when we freaking go to Canadas Wonderland this song will blow the entire park away. Yukon Striker? No no my dudes, Mission actual gosh darn secret is the realllllllllllllllll tea. So like go snatch up your music teacher, suggest this song (automatic A+) and arrange a band. This song is proven to release endorphins which bill nye knows makes you yah! happy my boys! So go and google this actual love of omg just yes song and actually blast this song on your chromebook in the middle of class and maybe get kicked out but probably not because it's that good. No more gangster rap where I can hear it! THIS is it. ok this is the 69 time grammy award winning piece!!!
Band Boy 1: Oof we have to get up at 6:30 to go to band
Band Boy 2: YA! But we're playing mission secret
by chillychizz May 28, 2019
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Secret Satchel

A hidden stash of something fire. A hidden bowl or 2.
You should like, bust out that secret satchel man. It'd be fire.
by J - donealottadro July 24, 2007
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secret class

a title for a porn, or a really shit toptoon that includes a aunt that wants to fuck her nephew and sisters wanting to fuck their brother who is the same person.
"have your read secret class?"
"Yeah, its shit."
by Vocloid miku December 26, 2022
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Secret

when someone is doing/has a secret
Tom: Edd, what's the "secret"
Edd: I can't tell you, it's a secret :)
by thesnailisslowlyapproaching April 18, 2023
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Secret Santa

When you play in your class and you tell everyone else but the person u got
If I got Josh for Secret santa I tell everyone else who I got except him
by LoliMadeThisNow December 12, 2017
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