Sausage-fit

Type of clothing fit where the item is several sizes too small, leading to love-handle overhang or wardrobe malfunction potential.

"Hi, do you have these jeans in sausage-fit? I only want half of my arse inside."

by Sataneyes February 7, 2022

sausage sword

free range meat dick

Charlotte loves the sausage sword!

by The Butchrord February 20, 2018

small sausage

A 'small sausage' is used to indirectly talk about someones dick size

You have a small sausage on your plate

by eurvbisvpbskviubve September 17, 2017

sausage harem

Opposite of a box party. A woman who holds court over a group of men.

Nancy was surrounded by her sausage harem.

by J-niner October 2, 2019

Sausage Wrap

When your pubes get a tiny bit too long and they start wrapping around your penis within your underwear. Effect is worsened/amplified when your member becomes erect, causing extreme discomfort to both your penis and pubes. Common effects include the said person awkwardly wincing and pulling on his crotch in public in a desperate effort to untangle his pubes.

Guy: *grunting loudly while pulling on crotch area*

Friend: "Dude what's happening to you?!

Guy: "Fuck, I just got Sausage Wrapped!" *continues to awkwardly pull on crotch area*

by daddyposeidon May 4, 2018

side sausage

The male version of "side chick".

I have a boyfriend and he's lame in bed..but I want to keep him, so I keep my side sausage on speed dial to keep me satisfied.

by SneakyCelery September 11, 2016

Brooklyn Sausage

An uncircumcised man staples his foreskin closed, chops it off, deep-fries it, and sells it at a hotdog stand on the side of a highway.

Man, that was a really good Brooklyn Sausage!

by putinscrustyasshole January 19, 2020