Swag Flu

A pandemic that recently morphed from the H1N1 virus. Symptoms of swag flu include:

Spending copious amounts of money on jewelry.

Ordering expensive drinks consisting of Hennessy and other cognacs.

Driving cars that you cannot afford.

Disrespecting women.

There is no cure for swag flu.
I can't come into work today because I've got the swag flu. Also, I just leased a new E-Class that I have no way of paying off.
by Dr. David Hutchinson September 25, 2009
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Swag Wagon

The official bandwagon of swagger. A person or group is on the swag wagon when they have had a recent run of success and are increasingly confident because of it.
Gonzaga University's bench during a basketball game:

G.J. : "Bol is fired up, look at that celebration!"

Manny : "Of course, that's his 10th three-pointer tonight. He's definitely on the swag wagon."
by SpoCal10 February 18, 2010
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sex swag

Having a style or demeanor that attracts people to you in a sexual way. Not particularly by dressing slutty, but by carrying yourself in a manner that causes people to believe you are great in bed.
Person 1: You see how that girl move her hips?

Person 2: Mmmhhhmmm...she got mad sex swag!
by shaunperfi April 15, 2011
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Swag Lag

1.Behind on the CURRENT hype
2.Second wave of audience aka the people who make things over played and mainstreamed or in general not up to date
3.Could also be used to describe as swag jack
1. Man dude that guy is on swag lag, he still rockin that baggy shit.
2. Jay - So what you been listenin to
Alex- just some of that NEW kid cudi, y'know day n nite
Jay- that song has been out for so long, pleasee....you only think thats new cuz the bumpin it on the radio
3. John- Ay kevin, you know that one dude over there?
Kevin- yeah what about him?
John- I swear he is on some swag lag, he is doin everything we did....2 months ago...
Kevin- Fail?
John- True
by somedude4152 July 21, 2009
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Swag Disciple

The helpers of the Swag Pope who spread the word of swag around the world. In order to receive this title a test must be given to determine the swag level in someone. If deemed worthy they will be assigned an area and must teach the poor and meek the ways of swag.
Man 1: Why is that priest movin' like Bernie?

Man 2: Man dat ain't a priest, dat's a swag disciple!
by Swag Disciple July 08, 2011
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Jay Swag

Jay Swag is one of the newest entertainment news sites. Founded in October of 2008, it has grown tremendously with in a few short months. It has interviewed celebrities such as Brittany Flickinger, the winner of Paris Hilton's My New BFF and even D. Woods, solo artist and former member of the platinum selling group Danity kane. Jay Swag's head author John Panichella (Jay P) and can be found at www.jayswag.com.
Yo have you been to the new Jay Swag website?
Yea that site has the coolest interviews!
by Robert John 93 April 03, 2009
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Cali Swag

One from another state then california and is jacking there swag and repping it in other states. Therefore starting a movement called Cali Swag. This consists of vans shoes (color does not matter), some skate/surf brand t-shirt (EX: hurley vans billabong volcom ect.), long tank, tan dickies or volcom slack shorts, high white or black socks.
EX: boy from massachusetts gets a perfect Cali Swag outfit and reps it in Mass, therefore other Mass kids seeing this new california skater trend and wanting to try it. Starting a movement.

perfect Cali Swag outfit....

Black canvas vans
Black Volcom shirt
White undershirt
Tan volcom slacks
High White socks
by K@LI SW@G April 24, 2011
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