by UltimateDoge May 07, 2021
The Birds and Bees story is the story in which a little girl asks her parents where babies come from. They tell her that birds and bees make babies and explain the process and why the stork had to help and deliver the baby. The story can be found in the book Birds, Bees, Babies by J.L. Sweat.
1. I am gonna teach you about the Birds and the Bees!
2. Birds and Bees make babies.
3. The Stork is gonna deliver that baby.
4. My son wants to know the Birds and Bees Story.
2. Birds and Bees make babies.
3. The Stork is gonna deliver that baby.
4. My son wants to know the Birds and Bees Story.
by Birds and Bees January 07, 2012
This term can be used, within the company of those you are close with, to in fact, congratulate a bro on a good story.
by pppoe December 11, 2012
Scenario wherein persons of opposite sexual orientations are secretly attracted to one another and carry on clandestine relations.
Often initiated by snapping of fingers, completely corny sing-alongs and organized dance; an awkward hookup session usually follows in a nearby stairwell or back alley.
Often initiated by snapping of fingers, completely corny sing-alongs and organized dance; an awkward hookup session usually follows in a nearby stairwell or back alley.
Reggie: Yo Tony -- are you going West Side Story for James lately?
Tony: James... what a name...I feel pretty, oh so pretty! But don't fuckin tell anyone or there might be some gang wars.
Tony: James... what a name...I feel pretty, oh so pretty! But don't fuckin tell anyone or there might be some gang wars.
by piinchiin June 11, 2013
1. A positive story that you tell all your friends about a sexual encounter that you had with someone you randomly picked up.
"You know I saw you leave the club last night with that person. You got a bed time story to tell us?"
"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."
"I think I'm gonna hit what's their face on the cell late night. See if I cant have me a bed time story, and live happily ever after."
by eJAKEulate January 15, 2008
The phrase a person uses when he/she couldn't possibly care less about what you have to say, yet feels the need to satisfy your "story" with a response. Very commonly received when the person using the phrase feels as if they are superior to you in each and every way, and would like nothing more than to pound your face into the ground.
As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
As made famous by Katie Dalmas.
by LJonesy October 06, 2011
When you tell someone something awesome that happend you....and it sounds great in your head, but then you hear it out loud and you see the expression on the listeners face, and you think, 'damn, that's stupid'.
Ways to play of a bad story:
1: Pull out a gun and end the embarrassment
2: Try and play it of by saying something like, 'you had to be there' or 'dude, you just don't get it'.
Ways to play of a bad story:
1: Pull out a gun and end the embarrassment
2: Try and play it of by saying something like, 'you had to be there' or 'dude, you just don't get it'.
Person 1: Hey, I was home alone last night so I took a piss with the door open!
Person 2: Bad story bro....
Person 2: Bad story bro....
by awesomerainbowboo February 18, 2014