secret squirrel

A weekend at the Thompson's was long enough to see their secret squirrels start to come out.

Anna won't talk when she drives through a tunnel; she has to hold her breath. It's one of her secret squirrels.

by Chrissisyphus December 27, 2008
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Squirrell Syndrome

Pertaining to a lack of composure of the bowels; vis.: bum-wee; esp. following a period of extensive alcohol intake beginning circa age 14.

Symptoms include, but are not limited to: Bum wee; corrosive flatulence; the inability to travel more than 20m without requiring defecation; sonorous and voluble digestion; the requirement to eat healthily for brief but ultimately insignificant periods; Chicken Cottage.

A recent 7-year study has found no medical cure.

Remarkable similarity to Irritable Bowel Syndrome

Noted for increased prevalence in Lincolnshire, UK.
Mike: I've got Bum Wee.

James: Must be Squirrell Syndrome. Chicken Cottage?

Mike: Yeah.
by A Random Architect June 02, 2011
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squirrel gripper

Someone who keeps a tight grasp of his nuts - usually derogatory, and implies that this is happening during masturbation.
"Bob could have held on to the kite longer if he wasn't such a squirrel gripper."
by Homer Szechual December 21, 2011
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squirrel bombed

The act of taking Nuts the Squirrel and inserting him in other people's photographs.
A friend told me that he posted a great picture on FB. When I saw it, I found out i had been squirrel bombed.
by spacepussy August 20, 2009
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red squirrel

a red headed mom who's pussy is just the same color as a red squirrel
Guy one: Hey Lance Did you Get some Red Squirrel?
Lance: YEP
by kcroyals22211 February 01, 2011
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Squirrel Zero

A person to be insane c0der and a very active forum/mIRC talk0r!
"Squirrel Zero" also known to be a Project Leader/Coder of www.Frag-Ops.com
"Damn! That SquirrelZero guy is in c0de-land again! What a guy! ="
by Pyro Python August 31, 2003
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Feral squirrel

a mentally handicapped person that has the facial features of a squirrel
by The cuntalope December 05, 2013
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