Reverse Slip n Slide

When a man pumps a slip n slide with lube instead of water and a woman sits at the opposite end of the slip n slide with her legs open. The man then runs, jumps onto the slip n slide, and tries to do the coolest pose he can as he slides down the slip n slide. He slides all the way to the end, using his speed and force to penetrate the woman at the end.

Brad: Justin, why are you so oily?
Justin: Me and my girlfriend did a reverse slip n slide. I did a handstand all the way down and slipped right inside!

by wherearemyparents April 14, 2020

Conduct Slip

A slip issued to students with poor conduct. Made popular by students with ok conduct laughing at students with poor conduct

Doing homework in class give you a CONDUCT SLIP.

by viva la oscar March 17, 2023

Flitzwickian Slip

Similar to a Freudian Slip, except the word or phrase that is spoken is seemingly completely random and the speaker wasn't thinking about it at all

Guy 1: "Did I say paper duck? Sorry haha, Freudian slip. I meant crane. She made a paper crane."
Guy 2: "Why were you subconsciously thinking of ducks?"
Guy 1: "I really don't think I was."
Guy 2: "Then it can't have been a Freudian slip. Let's call it a Flitzwickian slip."

by BladeMaster001 June 9, 2023

Jerry slip

In psychoanalysis, a jerry slip is an off branch of the Freudian slip, and refers to the miscalculation of a physical action that occurs due to the calling of nature.

"Did you hear about that one year 8 boy who took a dump off the high ropes at camp?"
"Yeah, call that a Jerry slip."

by not responsible for Jerry slip June 22, 2022

Slip in the shower

A phrase used for creatively saying “die.” You tend to use this word when someone is being a dickhead, and you are pissed off with them.

“You are telling me to die?” “How about slip in the shower!”

by I have die January 25, 2020

Dirty Neck Slip

The act of managing to crap in a bottle or narrow container on a road trip.

Whoo it stanks in here, did you dirty neck slip joe?

by Yo ya October 25, 2010

Lip slip

Term for when you say something that you instantly regret a second later.

Person: "There's no doubt that Joe Biden is a good president"
Every Conservative In A 3 Mile Radius: =_______=
Person: "Oh sorry, I lip slipped"

by Retard_Ryan February 8, 2023