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sceneocide

the idea of a mass slaughter of scene kids that claim to be "straight edge" and "vegan" when in reality they do it for attention.

started sunday, july 29th, 2007, in the small town of north haven ct, by charles m. christoforo, age 16.

the idea came after reading several blogs on myspace, in which "scene" boys and girls ranted about how much they hated people who eat meat, and how much they hate people who drink and smoke. charles began the attack on these blogs, and then finally started this movement.

the ideals of sceneocide include the use of common sense and facts to eliminate ignorance. if need be the use of violence to wipe out people who are scene. scene people do things as a trend, real people do things as a lifestyle. veganism/vegetarianism, straight edge, bi sexuality, are all lifestyles, that are being devalued by scene boys and girls. in an effort to rid the world of this, sceneocide was started.
boy 1: hey nice hot topic gear
boy 2: fuck off i got this at a show
boy 1: o well do you like dr. acula?
boy 2: in the name of sceneocide, i must slay you

boy 1 was killed
by xcharlesx December 9, 2008
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scene kids

EVERYTHING YOU HAVE READ ABOUT SCENE KIDS IS OUTDATED. It's all written in 05 through 07, and everything's changed. no more brutal and no more gross hair, etc.

NEW KIDS:
_wear plaid shirts, band shirts, v-necks
_skinny jeans, cute mini skirts
_flats, converse, vans
_dont normally tease their hair. the older ones (16+) do sometimes, but it's not huge or obnoxious.
_hair is dyed any color, brown and red are becoming popular
_coontails are not a necessity. some have them just for fun
_still go to shows but some just go in random public places and act stupid
_some have myspace names involving band names/songs (bring carly the horizon; hey jake, whats your name again?)
_ages 14 to 20+
_it's cool to be a photographer, site model, and band member (deathcore, screamo, and metalcore. anything else isn't scene. it's just normal)

NEW SCENE BANDS
_The Devil Wears Prada
_Bring Me the Horizon (obvz)
_Brokencyde
_Millionaires
_A Skylit Drive
_Sky Eats Airplane
_3oh!3
*anything crunk, or with a dude screaming incessantly. occassionally electronic or acoustic weasels its way in.

New scene kids dress kind of indie now. Some still look brutal but without the crazy hair. Piercings are still common, as is MySpace usage. Photoshopped pictures no longer look as overdone, depending on who the person is. No one worships scene queens. In fact, most of the new kids have no idea who they are. Gore, hello kitty and diamonds are not obsessions. The new thing to have on your profile is a random photography picture or a phrase proclaiming personal beliefs, or saying something along the lines of "I'M NOT EMO OR SCENE, IM JUST MYSELF".

THE POSEURS:
_look emo
_have bad dye jobs
_wear thick gross eyeliner
_pierce their lips crookedly and get them infected
_listen to emo music (MCR, etc)
_have pages loaded down with gloomy bear and stupid dinosaur/robot junk. "rawrrr" is a common phrase.

_myspace name involves an EMO BAND (my chemical katie; lorrie! at the disco) or its a brutal rip-off (sarah sinister, victoria vicious)
_ages 10-13 usually (some kids within those ages are legit though, dont discriminate against age, ya digg?)

My advice: don't read the entries for scene unless it's from 2008 or 2009. otherwise, you'll end up looking lstupid & everyone will ask what happened to your hair. but if you wish, go ahead and look completely br00tal and hXc. personally, i love that style. not everyone can pull it off though, including myself.

BOTTOM LINE: KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING BEFORE YOU CHANGE. obv.
scene kids have changed a lot since their official inception into teenage culture in the year 2004.
by xD0LLF4YC3 August 19, 2009
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Scene Is Mutated Emo.
First They were Emo kids, Then They were Scene, Now they are Fags. What ever next?
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scene diego

a really cool city in california where there is to many scene kids. area code 619
joe: hey where do you live?
mark: i live in San Diego.
Joe: oh you mean scene diego. there's to many scene kids out there.
by aimeeleetradmark May 9, 2008
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crime scene

A place where there is lots of visible evidence of the presence of a filthy tart that has come on and doesn't clean up after herself. Whether this be bedsheets soaked in menstral blood, or more common to find, a ladies loo with pints of blood on the walls, bog and floor and bloody bog roll blocking the bog itself.
That skanky hoe hella left a crime scene in the bog last night. I bet she's got a minge like a bullet wound.
by fookmey'no December 14, 2010
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meng out on de scene

completely drunk, high, or all of the above
dawg i real meng out on de scene dawgggg
by daryl francis lau July 20, 2011
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Prep scene kid

Some really annoying preppy kids who think that the scene culture is cool, so they try and create their own style. A typical outfit for them would be: PacSun v-neck, Hollister short-shorts, stereotypical scene hair, even though real scene kids don't have that hairstyle, something Hello Kitty, something Twilight, and some colorful flats or Converse.
Some examples are the sitemodel Elsie Enchanted and Taylor Parks.
Prep scene kid: Hii! Ehmyygawdd! Did you get that fabulous top at Hot Topic? It's UBER cuteeee! I lovelovelove Hot Topic! Their clothes go fantastically with my torn up booty shorts from Abercrombie!

Real scene kid: Stop being a poser. No scene kids actually talk like that. And I got this tee at a thrift shop.

Prep scene kid: Eeeeeeeeeeew! Thrift shops?! You mean someone wore the clothes before?! GROSS! I only wear clothes that was never used, but looks like it is!
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