tilling salted soil

It's a wasted effort. A fool's errand. Banging your head against the wall.

With that man she's just tilling salted soil.

by MachinGunz June 3, 2017

SALT

A huge pussy who let's his students land short, never smiles, and doesn't believe in dinosaurs.

"Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG"

Dude I pulled a Salt today, landed short twice on one LDG.

by FC_67 June 6, 2017

Salt slider

When your doing tequila shots and once you've licked your hand and applied the salt. And just about to take the shot someone swoops in and steals the salt right off you hand

When we were out last night I got Leah with the salt slider again. Stole the salt right off her hand

by Groundhogg June 11, 2017

SALT

SALT is Good, it brings the best out of life.

You are the SALT

by SALT is Good July 8, 2017

salted but roll

When you salt an asshole and then lick it.

Last night we had a few salted but rolls at the frat house

by Rimshots October 31, 2017

salting the dog

When you cum in a girl’s mouth and the she spits it back onto your dick.

When she started salting the dog, I knew she was the one.

by SaltyDog420 November 2, 2017

Counter-Salt

(n.) a phrase in which someone gives a salty response to your salty response

Madison: Hey sorry I didn’t see your text

Mason: It’s fine, I just felt alone and abandoned

Madison: Now you know how it feels

Mason: Ooh counter-salt detected

by counter-salt-patent April 20, 2018