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then I rolled a five and a two...

An expression said to someone or about someone who is talking for far too long about a topic that no one around understands or is interested in.

If the long-winded bore hears you, her or she will probably say, "Yes, that’s exactly right," even though rolling a five and a two has nothing to do with that they are talking about.
RIMMER: Anyway, to cut a long story short I threw a five and a four which beat his three and a two, another double six followed by a double four and a double five. After he'd thrown a three and a two I threw a six and a three.

LISTER: Rimmer, can't you tell the story is not gripping me? I'm in a state of non-grippedness, I am completely smegging ungripped. Shut the smeg up.

RIMMER: Don't you want to hear the Risk story?

LISTER: That's what I've been saying for the last fifteen minutes.

RIMMER: But I thought that was because I hadn't got to the really interesting bit...

LISTER: What really interesting bit?

RIMMER: Well! Then I rolled a five and a two...
by Lexical October 15, 2007
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heads will roll

used to tell what would happen in a really bad situation
If my parents find out about the F on my math test, heads will roll
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Keep your hands off my girl or heads will roll
by dboyfromdahood June 15, 2012
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Rally-ho

"Battle-cry" of a group of extremely silly made-for-cartoon superheros, the Impossibles, patterned after the Three Stooges and unleashed by Hanna-Barbara upon the unsuspecting children of the world in 1966.
"Rally-ho!" cried Coil-man
"Rally-ho!" shrieked Multiman
"Rally-ho-ho-ho!" screamed Fluid-man.
by raoullefere January 12, 2009
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rally rag

When your girl is on the rag but decides to put out anyway.
We almost didn't hook up last night but then Tiffany pulled out the rally rag; it was was messy but amazing!
by Kockocksman October 13, 2010
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mulder-roll

When a bad throw is made in disc golf, but the frisbee rolls toward the basket and turns it into a decent drive.
I can't believe how lucky you got on that mulder-roll, you are almost at the hole.
by Zyphus March 29, 2007
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Buddy Roll

What's up buddy roll or alright buddy roll I'll see you later.
by FishingFreak June 1, 2018
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wok n' roll

Yo, did you see my homeboy get some ass at the Warcraft convention? He totally wok n' rolled.
by Joe K7 September 20, 2007
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