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pinewood prep girl

by 87437 November 17, 2018
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Seton Hall Prep

An all-boys Roman Catholic private high school in West Orange, New Jersey. Home of the "Pirates," Seton Hall Prep is best known for its athletics as well as its lack of academic rigor. Being the next-best New Jersey, Catholic private high school behind Delbarton, many Delbarton rejects settle for Seton Hall, resulting in a deep, profound rivalry between the two. The two schools often meet in important playoff matches for sports including soccer, lacrosse, baseball, and football, in which Delbarton typically wins. Many top athletes in New Jersey choose to attend Seton Hall Prep because of their robust athletic programs and exceptional facilities, however, they are inevitably disappointed when applying for colleges, as their school's facile academics leads them to be outperformed by students from, for example, Delbarton. Furthermore, Seton Hall students face many hardships in having to compete fruitlessly against Delbarton students for women, due to the highly sought-after “Delbarton hoodie.” Seton Hall students have an exceptionally hard time locating and securing semi-formal dates, often resorting to men alternatively. Thus, making the average Seton Hall Prep student, entirely bitchless. Sadly, their snapchats tend to be utterly barren, and their snap scores are chronically low. Contrary to what any Seton Hall student will tell you, their school is in fact not superior to Delbarton and should be avoided entirely, females beware.
Example 1:
Girl 1: What school do you go to?
Boy 1: Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 1: Oh, ew.

Example 2:
Girl 2: Hey, can I have your hoodie?

Boy 2: Sure I go to Seton Hall Prep.
Girl 2: Wait, never mind!!

Example 3:
Girl 3: Hey, you’re cute, let’s go out this Friday!
Boy 3: Sure, after I finish lifting at Seton Hall Prep with my boys.
Girl 3: Oh, wait, I actually have to eat dinner with my family sorry!

Example 4:
Boy 4: Hey, can I get you something to drink?

Girl 4: Heyyyyy! Sure, I’ll take a watermelon white claw.

Boy 4: Ight, my fellow Seton Hall Prep brother will grab it for you.
Girl 4: Sprints as fast as humanly possible away from all recognized SHP patrons.
by Bob Ross1432 December 30, 2021
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calypso pasta prep

A late late night/early morning gathering of friends who enjoy fine wines and finer marinara pasta dishes. A true prep is held with calypso drum and percussion music constantly played in the background and sometimes goes on for several hours into the morn until Ellen D starts.
Worker: Sorry I can't make it in to work today.
Boss: WTF?
Worker: calypso pasta prep hit last night roundabouts 2:45 A:M.
Boss: Oh gosh I didn't know. Enjoy your day. Let me know if another one hits soon.
by carshowburger July 13, 2010
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West Toronto Prep

A school based in Canada that played IMG Academy and got destroyed 96-0 in 2 quarters (a la 2021 Bishop Sycamore, but worse). This happened because WTP is not a physical school, if it is at all, and because IMG likes paying fake schools for their homecoming games instead of checking their past seasons on MaxPreps.
I saw UrinatingTree talk about West Toronto Prep, and wonder if they will ever play Bishop Sycamore someday.
by KingstonHOF November 5, 2022
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Quest prep academy

One of the most ghetto ass middle schools in Vegas. Girls lie about having cancer and being pregnant. The school so cheap their doors don’t even work properly and the teachers barely teach. People are racist and always all up in yo business.
Prison??? Nah nigga that’s just Quest prep Academy
by 113333666666 April 12, 2019
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rio hondo prep

A private school that teaches grades from 6th to 12th. Is connected to Pearl Prep, Mount Kare, and Kare Park. Stop confusing the logo for the hope’s peak high one.
Guy 1: what school do you go to?
Guy 2: oh, I go to rio hondo prep
Guy 1: oh
by ragingsage February 16, 2021
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dear Hannah prep

Dear Hannah prep is a preppy little store in Texas ran by the one and only super preppy…… you guessed it, Hannah. They steal kids and make them drink Starbucks and act preppy and model their clothing. They r going viral for controversy that isn’t that interesting. They are also viral for the iconic line in a video that said “it’s so preppy in here”. It really is preppy in there huh?
Hannah: what do you think?
Dear Hannah prep girl : it’s so preppy in here!
Hannah: is it just as preppy as u imagined?
Dear Hannah prep girl: YES
by Bootyhair October 19, 2023
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