bro why is there a 75 year old jar of peanut butter in the back of my cabinet, wait, oh i was trying to make a 75 year old peanut butter jar in the back of the cabinet.
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Get the peanut butter fluid mug.A form of diarrhea that is divided evenly between runny, light brown hued shit, and bloody mucous which, in the correct proportions, produce a substance that is near identical in all but taste and smell to the inside of a toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Peanut butter and jellies are sneaky, disguising themselves as an innocent fart until it's too late. This covert shit often creates an asscrack which is absolutely overflowing in this shit/blood combination, aptly nicknamed a "peanut butter and jelly sandwich".
Peanut Butter and Jelly emits a stench so foul that direct inhalation may cause extensive nerve and spinal damage and, in rare cases, may lead to compulsive vomiting in the presence of actual toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with a PB&J, and make sure to wear safety goggles at all times.
Peanut Butter and Jelly emits a stench so foul that direct inhalation may cause extensive nerve and spinal damage and, in rare cases, may lead to compulsive vomiting in the presence of actual toasted peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. Exercise extreme caution when dealing with a PB&J, and make sure to wear safety goggles at all times.
Yeah sorry I couldn't make it last night. I had a nasty Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich and was up into the wee hours of the morning cleaning up.
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"wow....the toilet is occupied for 6 hours now could you pls hurry up?" reply:
- yes sorry it's me AlexF the peanut boy.....
- yes sorry it's me AlexF the peanut boy.....
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