When the porn actors and actresses don't actually have sex, but are instead using an angle that makes it look as if they are. BET©
BET: Did you hear about this thing I created called fake porn. It hasn't really hit off yet, though.
Guy: That sounds awful.
BET: It is, but it works, and you don't have as many risks and as much money in it.
Guy: Maybe I should start a career as an actor.
Guy: That sounds awful.
BET: It is, but it works, and you don't have as many risks and as much money in it.
Guy: Maybe I should start a career as an actor.
by Kronos 1777 (BET) March 13, 2019
Get the Fake Pornmug. The bottomless well of humble-brags and articles, memes, and stories that people incessantly and mindlessly share on LinkedIn - often from sources such as "Inc." or "Harvard Business Review" or some guy named Gary Vaynerchuk - and which address topics like leadership, empathy, and diversity and inclusion on an extremely superficial level.
I hate LinkedIn! I am so sick of seeing all this LinkedIn Porn with stupid quotes like "managers manage and leaders lead."
by Patton Freakin' Oswalt March 24, 2022
Get the LinkedIn Pornmug. by tho4m October 14, 2017
Get the Trump pornmug. Everybody loves a story about an underdog who overcame incredible odds, or a prodigal son/daughter who found redemption. This in itself does not qualify as “Inspiration Porn”.
(1.) In general, Inspiration porn is when an individual takes someone else’s genuinely inspirational story and uses it to support their point of view on something. (This point of view is often revolting and completely detached from the life experience of the story they are using.)
Example: A guy posts a story about a multiple amputee athlete with something like, “Quit your excuses” when the guy is neither an athlete, or suffering from a physical disability. (Just hates fat people).
(2.) When someone takes a one in a million odds story, and tries to use it to make a case that X, Y, Z, systemic issue is not really a problem, because this one person in a million got past it.
(3.) When a person with all the tact and empathy of a rock, uses inspirational stories to justify their general lack of compassion, (often while laboring under the delusion that they themselves are beacons of total self-sufficiency.) This sort of person often pays scrupulous attention to the beginning and end of an inspirational story, while ignoring everything in between.
(1.) In general, Inspiration porn is when an individual takes someone else’s genuinely inspirational story and uses it to support their point of view on something. (This point of view is often revolting and completely detached from the life experience of the story they are using.)
Example: A guy posts a story about a multiple amputee athlete with something like, “Quit your excuses” when the guy is neither an athlete, or suffering from a physical disability. (Just hates fat people).
(2.) When someone takes a one in a million odds story, and tries to use it to make a case that X, Y, Z, systemic issue is not really a problem, because this one person in a million got past it.
(3.) When a person with all the tact and empathy of a rock, uses inspirational stories to justify their general lack of compassion, (often while laboring under the delusion that they themselves are beacons of total self-sufficiency.) This sort of person often pays scrupulous attention to the beginning and end of an inspirational story, while ignoring everything in between.
An inspirational story wouldn’t be considered inspirational if the outcome was likely or probable. So you’ve got to be equal parts revolting and stupid, to try and use “inspiration porn” as an argument for what every person should achieve. Especially when that life experience is completely out of your depth.
Be careful to watch out for snakes who try and use inspiration porn as an excuse to keep the world just the way it is, while ignoring systemic injustices.
Be careful to watch out for snakes who try and use inspiration porn as an excuse to keep the world just the way it is, while ignoring systemic injustices.
by Olive989 March 21, 2023
Get the Inspiration Pornmug. Cunt 1: Hey did you hear about Jason’s soda porn addiction?
Cunt 2: WHAT NO JESSICA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR BITCH ASS!....Tell me everything about it
Cunt 2: WHAT NO JESSICA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR BITCH ASS!....Tell me everything about it
by CockRocker69 December 18, 2017
Get the Soda Pornmug. When you're watching porn and as soon as you're about to cum, the camera cuts to the guys face or ballsack effectively stopping your climax dead in its tracks
Me: I was watching porn the other night and right when I hit the spot the frame cut to the guy's stupid O face
Trey: Man that sucks. Did you at least get off?
Me: Yeah but I still felt like is been cheated
Trey: Sounds like you got porn yoinked brotha
Trey: Man that sucks. Did you at least get off?
Me: Yeah but I still felt like is been cheated
Trey: Sounds like you got porn yoinked brotha
by EspanolaDave March 3, 2015
Get the porn yoinkedmug. A type of illegal porn that has some sort of muder involved. It mostly is watched by people with severe emotional issues on the dark/deep web.
by Jay the dick September 15, 2016
Get the snuff pornmug.