pool paint

a form of anal sex where you lather a thick layer of your choice of paint on the penis/strap on when inserting into partners ass while in a pool.

male: “hey babe let’s pool paint tonight! ;)”
female: “ok! i’ll bring my hot pink glitter strap-on!”

by poolpainter69 July 26, 2022

Alaskan Pool Party

An individual puts cold salty water in their mouth, and their partners insert their penis in the little pool. This provides a cool salty marination of their privates, usually done before having intercourse.

Martin and Matt cannot have a good sex sesh unless they both participate in an Alaskan pool party.

by Jennifer Italia July 26, 2022

Memphis Pool Party

When everybody jumps in the pool (preferably fully clothed) one after the other in a line

“Yo let’s get a Memphis Pool Party going at the neighboring beach club.”
“Yeah hahaha they’re gonna be so pissed.”

by Capybullshit June 12, 2022

pooling

Pretending to be dead in a public swimming pool. Great activity

"Hey Sharon you wanna go pooling to traumatize some kids? It is pretty hot today"
"OMG I thought you would never ask!"

by Crazy-lodiyy June 19, 2022

Drop a friend off at the pool

Code phrase for having to take a dump

Being a painfully shy person, I stood up from the table and just told everyone I had to go drop a friend off at the pool.

by Extremejutsu August 15, 2022

Pool bath

The notion that some men have that if they go swimming in their chlorinated swimming pool they no longer need to take a shower.

It was really easy to get ready for work today because I just took a quick pool bath.

by Extremejutsu August 18, 2022

Removed from the Gene Pool

Generally used to poke fun at people who did completely idiotic things leading to their deaths

Thank god that grandma who brought a whole shopping cart onto the escalator was removed from the Gene Pool.

by whoa220 November 15, 2022