Peyton B Selvaggio

the equivalent of an older, tired, spiderman. he's not the golden "Peyton Selvaggio" everybody loves, but the exhausted "Peyton B Selvaggio" everybody knows. the kind of guy who throws overly dirty dishes into the dishwasher out of laziness, or the guy to pour chips into his mouth out of the bag, the one to drink milk from the curtain. He is too tired to put effort into things that don't really need effort, so he doesn't.

Hey it's Peyton B Selvaggio, he looks tired. Did he sleep last night?

by credcarol6 January 4, 2023

Peyton

Bitch ass stupid ahh white girl that has a crush on everyone ever and is the reason the LGBTQ community has a bad rap. This bitch lies about mental (and physical) disorders and makes everything about her. Everyone hates her, nobody likes her.

person 1: That bitch named Peyton is a massive cunt

Everyone else: I know, right?

by Some random guy was taken January 4, 2023

Peyton

Peyton is a manipulator, they are a ginger who can’t keep a secret for nothing, just don’t trust them, they’ll backstab you and make lies about you at any second or anytime for no reason, they switch up very fast. Cant stay with someone for more then a month.

Did you hear what Peyton did?!
No bro what happened?
She told my girlfriend that I kissed another girl!

by This is completely true bozo January 29, 2023

Paxton

A Peter griffin looking nigga that always where’s a red hat with red hoodie and is tall asf he can be cool but annoying he has a double chin and is a 7th grader

Oh shit is that Paxton

Yea that’s the Peter griffin look kid

by Laysmoker February 27, 2023

Peyton Stafford

Peyton Stafford is a pretty (handsome), kind, funny, witty, and overall wonderful boy. He smells how you would think the moon would smell, and all you can feel is anticipation around him like the moon. You never know what he's going to do next, if you tell him you love him he could say anything, "I know," "Okay," "I love you," or even run away. It's cute. He's cute. Everything he does is cute. He's like a star at dusk, a midnight moon, white blossoms on clouded nights; no matter how dark things are, and get, he brings light, comfort, and the good out of it. His eyes are a mixture of everything, and you find yourself lost in them. Light eyes; dark thick lashes. He has a soft gaze that makes you feel tingly everywhere. His laugh is like honey nectar, sweet, sappy, and warm. His face is tainted with faint flecks of freckles. He's like a big teddy bear. He is kind of a tsundere, but even though you can tell that he loves you by the little acts he does. He'll run away from you and then wait for you to catch up, then again and again. If he catches you off guard he will tickle-attack you. He gets protective over you secretly, but it shines through sometimes.

He's a shy extrovert, but he shows passion for the things he does and his interests. And then he tells you to watch or listen to him as he does or talks about what he is passionate about; it just sparks a light of awe and happiness in your heart. He shares the things he loves, like music or shows with the ones dear to him. It's just everything about him that is so warming, it melts your heart. He makes your mood ring turn purple. I love him. My lover boy, Peyton Stafford. ♡

by Willow Melody March 9, 2023

Peyton

Peytons usually appear as normal upstanding citizens of society, but are often on the edge of internal emotional trauma and self inflicted financial doom. They are great listeners, however they are not to be trusted. The reason for this being not because they wish you ill-will, but because they simply make dense decisions.

I can't afford rent because I recently bought four-hundred dollars worth of ring pops. I feel like such a Peyton today.

by bigrastapasta69 March 17, 2023

Peyton

Peyton, man she is the best. We’ve been friends for 6 years already and i really love that shes the kind of person that will not give a single fuck and will stay by your side until you fuck up. Peyton is my guardian no matter what happens to our friendship. YOU need a peyton or even better be together with a peyton.🤍

Person1 : Who’s this peyton that …. been talking about?
Person2 : Peyton, shes really nice and you really need one!
Person1 : I need a peyton.
… : YOU DO NEED A PEYTON!

by msmysterious March 18, 2023