pubic pants

Men's jeans that are so low slung, a portion of the pubic hair is exposed.

Kelly: "Zak was wearing those ultra hot Dolce & Gabbana pubic pants but forgot that he had crabs and grossed out everyone!"
Susan: "How embarresing! Thats what you get for sleeping around though"

by Van Tango April 3, 2008

douche pants

when a male is wearing shorts or pants referred to as either golf pants or madras pants, also usually wearing a polo with the collar popped and a baseball hat to the side or backwards and flip flops. he is usually an asshole to everyone.

omg, this guy is totally an asshole and wearing douche pants.

can you believe this asshole, fuck him and his lame douche pants.

this guy is wearing douche pants, he must be an asshole.

by jtthrill! June 3, 2009

Jazzy Pants

When one is in the mood for intercourse and is a funny way to tell ones spouse.

Honey I'm so Jazzy Pants
Me too I'm totally Jazzy Pants

by Freshhipsterrr February 28, 2015

Erection Pants

Erection Pants are pants that don't fit in the crotch area and are too loose/baggy. This causes the fabric at the crotch to bunch up when the person sits down, making him/her look like he/she has an erection.

Person 1: "Wow, Tina lost a lot of weight!"

Person 2: "Yeah, you can tell just by looking at her erection pants."

or

Person 1: "These jeans just don't fit! They're so baggy!"

Person: "You have a pair of erection pants, my friend."

by Sings24 January 3, 2011

assy pants

Someone who farts or shits their pants a lot. The farts or shits are always extremely LOUD and smelly.

Jim has a case of the assy pants.

by keystone cops June 2, 2007

Jam Pants

Pimped out pants that contain a whole array of speakers, amplifiers, and subwoofers. A party in the pants.

Jack turned up the bass on his jam pants to feel the good vibrations.

by Garrix September 17, 2005

Exit Pants

The term “exit pants,” originating from popular culture of the early 1200s, comes from the Latin root “pantus exeunt”. It refers to a moment, or succession of life sentences, in which the subject in question removes their pants upon a vision from God. This vision is usually instigated upon the influence of heavily sedated elephants in stampede. In this event the person, or gay, would kneel before the elephants, and simply remove pants.

Jeffy Jeong: exit pants, please

by SevenCorn January 25, 2021