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paduda

Means anything you wan't it to.
I love eating paduda.

or

You get any paduda last night?

or

I have a big paduda.
by Andrew Worley April 20, 2005
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PadSlap

When you drop your iPad (or whatever, don't get all Samsung-hot-head on me now, we all know what the concept is here) on your face while in bed.

This is also interchangeable with phoneslap or podslap, whatever the case may be.

(Disclaimer: Careful how you use it, some of the below phrases could get you in trouble with the significant other.)
"Yo I totally got padslapped last night while stalking your social media page"

"I took a serious padslapping in bed last night"

"Ooo. PadSlap! Maybe next time hold that pad with your dominant hand."
by BelieveIt_ImHip February 18, 2015
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Paden

He’s a caring guy but hides his wild side and he’ll tell you EXACTLY what he thinks of you. Paden has the power to turn anyone on.
Paden is a badass
by Snowball heaton June 7, 2020
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paddock laugh

every now and then you come out with a spectacular laugh. spectacular meaning really loud and often snorty. this is the sort of laugh that other people should not be exposed to and so should only be done in the middle of a paddock.
*paddock laughter*

yeah, i'm crappy at examples....so what?
by wild_stylee May 19, 2005
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Padinkadink

A smaller butt version of Padunkadunk. A ass but no junk in the trunk
"you dont got a Padunkadunk, you got a Padinkadink!"
by Lindsley January 11, 2009
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padump

a shit hole town west of las vegas who's real name is pahrump. the only thing it has going for it is that brothels are legal, even though the girls are just par and if you try you can find hotter at the bar
bob: where do you live
jaggoff: I live over the hump in padump
bob: I would rather live in my car
by stuck in padump December 19, 2009
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Padonk

Padonk refers to the sound made when a heavy, meaty shit drops from ones anus and makes contact with the toilet water situated below.

The 'pa' is the sound of the initial shit-to-water impact where the 'donk' is the heavy sound of the full turd following through.

One must be cautious if they hear the 'Padonk', as it can follow with a splash of cold water into the anus or surrounding area.
Dude, your Padonk was so loud, it warned me to prepare myself for the stench that followed...
by Meat Kleavers September 1, 2010
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