Essentially an upper-decker, reverse blumpkin.
She's sitting up on the tank dropping off the goods, he's sitting backwards on the seat munching her beaver.
She's sitting up on the tank dropping off the goods, he's sitting backwards on the seat munching her beaver.
My girlfriend was so pissed that I banged her friend that she made me give her a Norwegian Bilge Pump in her friends bathroom to get back at both of us.
by WTMFN January 17, 2016
When a guy hugs you tightly for an uncomfortable amount of time while pumping him self against you. Its creepy
by Creepy long unwanted hug January 29, 2021
When a woman tugs on a man's flaccid penis while urinating. She tugs on it in a fashion so that she is getting sprayed like gasoline coming out of a nozzle.
Guy 1: Gina is such a whore.
Guy 2: Why, did she offer to give you a golden gas pump?
Guy 1: Yeah, and I totally went for it.
Guy 2: Why, did she offer to give you a golden gas pump?
Guy 1: Yeah, and I totally went for it.
by awesomesaus December 20, 2012
A man who ejaculates nearly immediately upon initiation of sexual intercoure; eg., after one or two thrusts.
by K-Job April 05, 2006
The phrase 'pumped up kicks' basically means shoes that are very expensive. It could also be taken as it's non-literal term meaning 'the latest and greatest apparel items'.
by anonymous0987 January 27, 2011
If a woman allows you to have sex with her 3 times, you have done a good job of fucking. This is established with the 3 times: The first time she'll expect you to be bad, mostly because you'll be excited about new boobs and a new vagina and won't perform well. The 2nd time shows she's still interested in you, and expects you to perform better. If you do a good job the second time, you'll have earned your 3rd pump, and now have a new regular sex partner.
by brewtus719 August 30, 2010
the perfect song for your school
by lil autism April 28, 2018