Pull an Ackey

To do something so dumb, it can only be described as being "Jarett dumb".

An few examples of how to Pull an Ackey would include:

-Taking out street signs as a form of entertainment.

-Accidentally forgetting you lent out your vehicle to your father and reporting it stolen a few hours later.

-Calling for emergency first-aid because you want some Tylenol.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there as well. Call in sick hours later and get busted.

-Get drunk at the bar, failing to notice your boss is there...again. Call in sick and get busted...again.

by Joe Mama II January 21, 2009

Pulling A Kelsy

Getting back with the same girl multiple times (2+) because you can't make up your mind and say "no" because you have no spine and won't listen to your friends when they tell you it's a bad idea. Also known as the "Lucas" or the "Chilean Chastity Belt"

Andrè: "Yo ma nigga, what's up with Luke?"

Josh:"Nigga, he pulling a Kelsy up in this shit."

Dereck: "You mean a Chilean chastity belt?"

Isie: "HA GAY!"

by LucasDontDoThis April 23, 2014

Pulling a bailee

Increasing sales by squeezing ones breasts together and raising them up 4-6 inches in hopes that showing her goodies will distract the customer.

Omg did you see Casey pulling a Bailee with all her customers today

by Jimmysmash44 December 5, 2016

Pulling an ashli

Telling someone to not do something, then doing it yourself like a little cunt basket

girl: "don't drink alcohol, it's not good for you"
guy: "alright, fine"

girl : *drinks alcohol, thus begins to act retarded and fucked up*
guy: "are you drunk?"
girl: "yes"
guy: "damn, you really be pulling an ashli"

by c1lk June 29, 2019

Pull a Mab

To constantly be lacking change or enough money to purchase small items of low value when others go to the store for you, then conveniently forgetting to give the little amount back or assuming that since it is a small amount the lender does not want it back or will forget about it.

Did he give you your 2$ back for the lotto tickets we bought as a group last week ? No he pulled a Mab and pretended he forgot. I hate people who pull a Mab

by Joe Milosovich November 30, 2006

Pulled a Sanford

disappeared, awol, leaving no information for family or work, lying about your whereabouts

(In June 2009, South Carolina Gov. Mark Sanford disappeared to Argentina for 5 days with his mistress, claiming that he was on break/rest from all the battles going on over the stimulus money)

After she told him she was pregnant with his child, he dun pulled a sanford.

by xtinalam.com June 25, 2009

Pulled a Viacom

To have all other users/your personal and private data stolen by a greedy, money-grabbing company/conglomerate.

Named after Viacom who did it to YouTube.

Guy: Man, I've just found out that the RIAA pulled a Viacom. :/

by LaClown July 3, 2008