north pole status

When something or somewhere is really really really cold. Almost as if you were in the North Pole

The classroom was north pole status, I needed 3 sweatshirts and a blanket.

by Tara Sugimoto September 4, 2013

To throw monkeys out of the South Pole

If someone want to do something on a unusual place where are not needed tools or materials.
Want to do impossible things.

My brother came to me to the swimming pool yesterday and he wanted me to help him with making a snack. Looking at him I said idly: Here? You're throwing monkeys out of the South Pole?
My girlfriend want me to pay a boat-trip. She thinks that I'm gonna to throw monkeys out of the South Pole, I'm not a millionaire.

by Sidam September 7, 2013

pole sleeve

A device used to protect you form sexual transmitted deseases while having sex. A latex fabric that you place over your pole like a sleeve

Before Bob was to be mounted by Paul he insisted that Paul place a pole sleeve on.

by Swine Doctor October 30, 2011

Pole Patch

The international symbol for homosexuality, used by homo's world wide to symbol that their mouth has a distinct taste for pole

Wow... Gian actually has a Pole Patch... No wonder his facebook doesn't give a sexual preference.

by Todd the destroyer June 15, 2011

A fish pole

Its where two guys attach the piercings on their penises together and pulls up on the base of the penis while aroused.

Jeff and i tried A fish pole, It hurt.

by WhothefkRu June 16, 2011

I will hit you with a metal pole

I will smack you with a metal pole is a word that tells an annoying goofy ahh goober to shut the hell up and leave the premises.
even though it’s an empty threat, the roasting capabilities of this godly sentence can obliterate the victims social life, including when he is given a restraining order in 20 years.

The definition of “I will hit you with a metal pole” is rather simple, as it is a mentally deadly roast that can obliterate the “goofy goobers” feelings.
Here is an example of a conversation using the word, with a character called “Normal Person” who doesn’t use Eloel as lol:

Normal Person: *walks calmly*
annoying goober: HEY ANIME IS BETTER!
Normal Person: shut the hell up
annoying goober: NOT UNTIL YOU PROVE ANIME ISN’T BETTER!
Normal Person: I will smack you with a metal pole
annoying goober *dies of destruction of social life.

by a meme definition October 9, 2023

scoring pole

Girls getting fucked

What did you do last summer? I spent the summer scoring pole.

by Pauly Pepper November 15, 2023