Jack Pearson

Ever seen the show This Is Us?

"It's a term I made up for when you sweep someone off their feet." - Rebecca (Mandy Moore)

Picture this *you're about to go on the most remarkable date* -nothing will top it..ever.
"What's all this?" said Jack amazed

Rebecca said "I'm Jack Pearsoning you!" with much excitement.

by grage December 29, 2017

c-peak

dating someone in a lower grade than you.

“you should go out with kaia!”

“no, she’s in 8th grade. i don’t c-peak”

by antman+thanos =<33 July 4, 2019

Golden Peaks

When a person covers their nipples in golden juices and proceeds to run to up Mount Everest in order to make fat cash on their OnlyFans stream.

Katie: I’m to use my golden peaks to make bank
Discord Kitten: Show us your feet babyyyyy gurllllll
Katie: Thanks for the $420 donation

by SteveHarvey7 October 21, 2022

the way of the pear

when something that was going well begins to go wrong

Phil: Hey look, Stew is getting in with that hot girl.

Peter: Oh no, I think those last 5 shots are kicking in.

Phil: Yeah, judging by the bitchslap that went the way of the pear

by Irish Phil October 5, 2009

chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

when a dood covers his dick in peanut butter then he screws a girl annally making it a chocolate covered peanut butter pine cone!

dood i totally made her taste my chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

by fgdsagfkhsadk October 11, 2009

Hubbert's Peak

The thing that some guy name M King Hubbert invented. It shows peak oil; the thing that will fuck us over.

The bell shaped curve that you will see everywhere in twenty years this is Hubbert's Peak

by Kinger14fucking5 December 18, 2011

Tickles your peach

referring to the saying "whatever floats your boat, and tickles your peach"

Whatever floats your boat and tickles your peach

by Queen Macey January 7, 2016