punished the toilet paper

had a BM, diarrhea, pooped

coined while camping after telling the group the ranger was replenishing the toilet paper, but two guys heard me say "punishing the toilet paper". We decided it's a good way to say, had a healthy shit, or perhaps the runs, without actually saying things of that ilk

"Oi, after all that greasy food last night, I really punished the toilet paper this morning."

"After riding my bike for 50 miles with no toilet in sight, I badly need to punish the toilet paper."

"Those women in the movie Bridesmaids really punished the toilet paper."

by yewbetcha September 11, 2011

type on paper

when someone is exactly what you would go for in a relationship

"You're my type on paper"

by am.x. July 14, 2017

papers

Documents necessary to pass into another country or legally live there, such as a passport, visa, or green card.

Fred: "Dag dogg, I can't believe El Rodeo shut down. What's up with that?"
Billy: "Yeah, you know that dirty guy Jose that runs the place, that dirty Mexican...they deported his dirty ass."
Fred: "Man everyone knew that dirty wetback didn't have papers. What a shame. That joint had good tacos."
Billy: "Word."

by Nick D December 4, 2003

Papers

In reference to someone being tested and clean for STDs.

Bobby: Man that girl susie looks like a little whore.

Tommy: Yeah, but she just got her papers.

by TalleysCorner August 7, 2009

Papey

Liberian slang for a older male that could be your father.

I say, Papey, can you please help me with this ting here?

by Jyuzayeguuwaah Summers July 19, 2009

Toilet paper chicken

A sign of a slightly dysfunctional share house. The toilet paper has run out and everyone bitches about it but there has been no agreement to take it in turns to buy more and no conversation occurs to resolve the situation. The person who bought the last packet flat out refuses to buy more out of principle so it is a game of chicken between the remaining housemates to see who gives in first and buys some more.

"We ran out off ass-wipe and my housemates have been playing toilet paper chicken for almost a week now. I'm really getting sick of using tissues"

by Pajama Bandit October 13, 2009

Sand papering

to dry-hump a broad who doesn't want anything to do with you.

"you should have seen this broad I sand papered on the weekend."

by Glovemonkey June 6, 2003