Can I paint you baby blue?

Will you have sex with me?

Hey, I was just wondering..can I paint you baby blue?

by LAFONDAAA January 15, 2009

Paint me green and call me a cucumber

A saying to express that you have been absolutely juked, betrayed and or outsmarted.

Jason: "You look like a saggy ballsack"
Brad: "no u"
Jason: "Paint me green and call me a cucumber you fucker-"

by lemonheaded May 20, 2022

Paint me like one of your Greek Statues

What Zeus says to Ganymede when he wants to be drawn. He usually wears a necklace made of spaghet when being painted like a Greek Statue

"Paint me like one of your Greek statues," Zeus whispered to Ganymede as he fiddled with his necklace of spaghet.

by Pobias and Trisabeth for life May 17, 2018

paint me like one of your french girls

Instead of a man finishing in his partner,he finished on them

Guy:what should I do when I'm done

Girl:paint me like one of your french girls

by thecure4herpiez May 14, 2016

Paint your butt white and go run with the antelope

A phrase to coerse somebody into doing what they're told.

Dad: "Son, go take out the trash"

Son: "No."

Dad: "Damn it, paint your butt white and go run with the antelope!"

by therapistfinder June 1, 2009

Locked Stocked and Cocked and Ready to paint the town Red

The quote given before ascending valhalla

Hes about to be locked stocked and cocked and ready to paint the town red

by TheBellwether November 2, 2017

Take a coat of paint off his ass

To be really close to one's ass.

I told him to take a coat of paint off his ass.

by Slash September 17, 2003