officer sissy

"officer sissy" is the real meaning of "officer safety".
It is well known that police are always afraid so they came up with a scam called officer safety aka officer sissy.

a man in a wheelchair slowly rolled within 25 feet of the afraid cop so the cop had to use deadly force to stop the threat of feeling afraid in the name of officer sissy aka officer safety.

by Dr. Whaaa August 17, 2025

box office

basically any dank alleyway in New York City where boxes are sold

"Dude, the bus smells like a box office."

"Hey, I've been to New York City!"

by youngun' December 12, 2007

magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.

Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(

by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010

SARC Office

It is a very evil little place that controls all spaces and calendars pertaining to student org activities, run by tiny little gremlins 'interns' and one big gremlin 'mike' armed with computers and the singular ability to order white folding chairs. they are here to 'help' you. ostensibly.

(Defn credit to Catherine Buxton)

Maddy: "I have to get permission to use the mug"

Doug: "Ugh, have fun with the gremlins in the SARC office"

by vassvass123 October 30, 2011

gnome office

a home office on a front lawn (or park).

Wow that crew out front has the gnome office situation on lock down.

by Ah Real Monsters May 9, 2015

bed office

When you are too lazy to get out of bed but somehow manage to be productive. All it takes is your laptop and a serious attempt at not getting distracted by too much porn

Hey darling, good morning! did you enjoy last night? Don't mind me, I am just going to do some work, you just relax -you dont need to get out of bed, this is my bed office, I work from here

by JoshyPoodles September 15, 2016

box office

Anyone whose work cucicle is made of cardboard.

Any type of flammable material is forbidden in my Box Office

by 66tornadoes December 11, 2016