I ate a deep fried Mars bar. I had a batter coated orgasm then died of heart failure but got a massive load off. It was worth it.
by MarsBarBoy February 28, 2011
Get the Batter coated orgasm mug.Man trying to mansplain to a women if she came or not during sex.
First described in a Reddit thread about a woman having sex with a guy that tried to argue that she came, even though she clearly didn't and said so to him.
First described in a Reddit thread about a woman having sex with a guy that tried to argue that she came, even though she clearly didn't and said so to him.
by wœöégn§∑œ†nwi March 17, 2023
Get the Orgasm Mansplainer mug.This happens when a guy is near sexual release. They pull out, grab thier partner by the back of the head meating thier gaze. At the moment of release, he says "WHEEEEEEEEE" at the top of his lungs.
by TheBaddness January 15, 2023
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Some people are very passionate about various causes. My couples therapist strongly believes in the great life. One filled with deep unstoppable belly laughs and mindblowingly fantastic orgasms. But not at the same time. He said he doesn't want to be responsible for a giant explosion that might ensue.
by Herdrunner December 21, 2023
Get the Belly Laughs and Orgasms mug.When you edge yourself (my jerkin it) multiple times and you don't want it to end.
Example. Your lady friend invites you into her room. she kisses you passionary. You begin to strip, and she puts a finger your lips and says "shush, I have something planned." She grabs a few cuffs and begins stripping you down and strapping your limbs securely to the bed frame.
She begins teasing your now throbbing member while you struggle in your bonds. You just reach climax when she jumps off and says "One More Thing". You feel cold lube circling your butt and feel the gentle push of a small toy inserted. You feel like you need to pee.
She jerks you off furiously until you hit climax, your butt clenches and you shoot ropes you've never done before. You keep shooting, but each time it puts pressure on the toy, forcing you to shoot more. And repeat until you've shot every least drop you had.
Breathing hard, you try to break the bonds, still hard. When she looks over you and says "My Turn", you cry but you have no choice. Next stop Dry Orgasm.
Example. Your lady friend invites you into her room. she kisses you passionary. You begin to strip, and she puts a finger your lips and says "shush, I have something planned." She grabs a few cuffs and begins stripping you down and strapping your limbs securely to the bed frame.
She begins teasing your now throbbing member while you struggle in your bonds. You just reach climax when she jumps off and says "One More Thing". You feel cold lube circling your butt and feel the gentle push of a small toy inserted. You feel like you need to pee.
She jerks you off furiously until you hit climax, your butt clenches and you shoot ropes you've never done before. You keep shooting, but each time it puts pressure on the toy, forcing you to shoot more. And repeat until you've shot every least drop you had.
Breathing hard, you try to break the bonds, still hard. When she looks over you and says "My Turn", you cry but you have no choice. Next stop Dry Orgasm.
Man, I thought only girls could cum a few times. Damn, I did 5 times and was ready for more because she made me have a prostate orgasm!
by Amarant09 December 25, 2023
Get the Prostate Orgasm mug.when you and your girl are doing the 'do' but she's thinking about another guy while yall doing it / her moans aren't for you, hence "decapitated orgasms". or the song that Five Deez made.
by tensa.ii January 5, 2024
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