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badness in a box

Sweet. Double Awesome. Over the top excellent. When something additionally great happens after already expecting something good. Origin: Marion, Ohio c. 1987
Your parents let you stay over and you brought some Rold Gold pretzels? Badness in a box!
by unkumpfortable June 22, 2014
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internet bad

adj. (in-ter-net bad) 1.spending time online when you're supposed to be working or sleeping
I'm a wreck today. I was internet bad last night until three in the morning.
by darrollx July 19, 2011
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fast-bad

Doing something quickly and enjoying the rush before the consequences hit.
She grinned up at him, her face covered in the evidence of her most recent fast-bad. She was a bad little dog with a full belly.
by Krickey January 2, 2021
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Bad Bacon

Bad Bacon is a term that follows on from the phase "As Fucked As A Piglet", which means, basically that you are on the receiving end of an unholy fucking of extreme proportions and the resulting mess is something you really don't want to get involved in... hence really bad bacon!
"I can't believe it man, I've been fucked like a piglet by them again!" "Fucked like a piglet? That's really Bad Bacon, my friend!!!"
by Vengeful Spirit January 15, 2012
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Bad Noah

Beware, Bad Noah appears at first sight to be a regular Noah. But don't be fooled, under intelligent caring persona he is a calculating philanderer.

Bad Noah will make sure you can't sit down the next day, and you'll still thank him for it.

Bad Noah will use every trick in the book to convince you that only you can save him from dispare.

Bad Noah has nailed every female you know. Even your Mum.
Debbie: I would let Bad Noah wreak me, and I'm not even ashamed.
by TheGoldenGlitch September 14, 2021
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bad service

What Esther's specializes in.
Kurtie- "We ordered 5 hours ago, where the fuck is our food?"

Jured- "Remember, we're at Esther's. Bad service is their thing."

Katie- "Ohhhh, yeah."
by KatieeisKinky. December 7, 2009
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bad john

a "bad john" is typically someone who likes to be violent and think violence is fun, and likes to beat people up for no reason at all.
Oh no, theres a bad john whos gonna beat up all these kid at this playground, Kids, run!
by arson_investigator July 9, 2021
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