by Chris Pajak March 24, 2021

To perform at such a pathetic level that you are utterly and mercilessly annihilated by your opponent.
Petry: "Holy shit man. I knew your team was bad but not that bad. You were viciously Howard-ed last week."
James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
James: "I know. My squad got reamed out pretty bad last week. I am a complete laughing stock now."
by Hold the Door July 2, 2018

the sexiest man ever to exist
has crunchy crusty stale scrumptious musty stagnant rank toes
a bit of a nonce but we don't care xxx
drinks lemon dettol
the best song he wrote is Shape of you and no one can convince us otherwise
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has crunchy crusty stale scrumptious musty stagnant rank toes
a bit of a nonce but we don't care xxx
drinks lemon dettol
the best song he wrote is Shape of you and no one can convince us otherwise
i
fucking cringe normie- mate i think you need to visit a psychologist about this
ed sheeran daddy worshipper (lives the way jesus prophesied and approved) - shut the ever loving fuck up you lazy son of a cunt you are the deluded one you should be taking meds not me you little retard im going to fuck your mother in her sleep and put it on pornhub like ed daddy did
ed sheeran daddy worshipper (lives the way jesus prophesied and approved) - shut the ever loving fuck up you lazy son of a cunt you are the deluded one you should be taking meds not me you little retard im going to fuck your mother in her sleep and put it on pornhub like ed daddy did
by Lil faggoty fag June 27, 2022

by pseudonymmmmma February 14, 2021

by edsheeranxfeet October 8, 2021

Edward Christopher Sheeran MBE is an English singer-songwriter. Born in Halifax, West Yorkshire, and raised in Framlingham, Suffolk, he began writing songs around the age of eleven. In early 2011, Sheeran independently released the extended play No. 5 Collaborations Project. Wikipedia
Born: February 17, 1991 (age 33 years), Halifax, United Kingdom
Spouse: Cherry Seaborn (m. 2019)
Children: Jupiter Seaborn Sheeran
Albums: ÷, ×, Autumn Variations, -, =, +, No.6 Collaborations Project, and more
Parents: Imogen Sheeran, John Sheeran
Siblings: Matthew Sheeran
Born: February 17, 1991 (age 33 years), Halifax, United Kingdom
Spouse: Cherry Seaborn (m. 2019)
Children: Jupiter Seaborn Sheeran
Albums: ÷, ×, Autumn Variations, -, =, +, No.6 Collaborations Project, and more
Parents: Imogen Sheeran, John Sheeran
Siblings: Matthew Sheeran
by James 'Jim' Christopher Adkins June 14, 2024

"Hey Ed tell us a joke!" "What did the ear of corn say when all its clothes fell off? Aww shucks!" "Wow Ed that was so terrible it might be funny."
by Kris Humphires July 4, 2015
