hotdog tears

When you make an ejaculation emoji on IOS and your android friends see something else.

She asked me what I wanted to do and I sent her 🥖💦 and she said hotdog tears

by EasyEzz September 30, 2017

Trail of Tears (Punishment)

The trail of tears is a punishment used on misbehaving privates who tend to physically assault their NCOs. In order to carry out this punishment, a platoon must form two parallel lines. The soldier being punished must low crawl between the two lines while the people in line spit on them, forming the trail of tears. Note: if the soldiers face is not on the ground, they must return to the start and try again.

PFC Lesiecki was hard as a rock through the entire trail of tears (punishment). I’ve never seen someone so excited to be degraded. He really is a strong, jacked, dirty little slut isn’t he?

by JohnDoeTheMan July 24, 2025

tearing the cabbage

tearing the cabbage is a euphemism for eating ass.

sorry i didn’t answer man, i was tearing the cabbage if ya know what i mean

by 0hn0ghostie July 27, 2021

Pope’s tear

The tiny bit of pre-cum before or after masturbation that appears to look like a tear.

Just need to wipe the Pope’s tear

by Tillers December 27, 2023

Republican Tears

Republican tears is colloquial term for Republican’s cum, often used by Democrats when they say “I’m enjoying those Republican tears”

Republican: man this Joe Biden guy sucks donkey balls.
Democrat: Joe Biden is enjoying all those Republican Tears

by Blackhawkops May 5, 2021

Tear-Felt

To be very,very teary and having your heart strings tugged

After hearing his son was leaving, The father is very Tear-Felt

by TheOne429 March 19, 2015

teared seam

when the dude accidentally sticks his lil guy in the pee hole. ouch.

“by accident the other night, i definitely gave lucy a teared seam. no wonder it felt so tight.”

by billiondollapusayy March 17, 2021